Billy Whitehurst

If they cancel all the good stuff and then don’t give us a bank holiday then they can get to fuck.

Broken clocks and all that.

Spoke to my mate and she confirmed that Baines will NOT be joining.

Bit of a pisser for the away fans who have travelled, hardly seems fair. Besides, we need West Ham tired on Sunday so get the games on.

They’ll probably take the opportunity to hoy in a few of Nonce Andrew’s potential accusers. Save the taxpayers some hush money.

My pal is French so she may be fucking with me, we all know what they did to their royalty.

She passed away at 3.23pm seemingly. Unfortunately, my pal had no news on the implications of this for the Bournemouth match.

She has gone apparently. I have a pal who works for a French TV station who says they are just waiting for the announcement.

It would be quite a turn up for the books if Mark Gillespie was crowned next monarch. Not necessarily a bad thing, it might take an outsider like Gillespie to really rally the country.

Slightly late to the ‘party’, and very much against my better judgement, I tried to watch one this gimp’s youtube videos (the Tranmere away one). There something not right about all this, it feels similar to laughing at the simple kid at school. I can’t decide whether people are patronising him or whether people are genuinely that fucking thick/bored that they will watch this drivel and encourage him to do more. I think his parents need to step in and ground him. That said, I only managed a couple of minutes as I couldn’t understand a word he was saying. Are there people on here who sit through the full videos?

It’s just a race to the bottom with these cunts. They’re discovering just how abhorrent they need to be to secure the votes of the tory party membership, one of the cruelest, most self centred, racist groups of people in this fucked up country. Even the most basic levels of decency are out the window by this point.

New Zealand play against Solomon Islands, New Caledonia, Tahiti, Narnia etc. I’d even back Emmanuel Rivière to bang a few in against that shite.

I live close to Stamford Bridge so, for one reason or another, tend to get quite a few Chelsea tickets (they’re a really fucking horrible bunch). Probably been 12/15 times over the last 2 seasons and I’ve yet to see Werner have a good game. As people have said, he had good stats in Germany, so it might just be Tuchel’s system, but he finishes like Jacob Murphy and has a poorer grasp of the offside rule than Papiss Cisse.

Thankfully, it’s only a piece of paper and a passport. I’m about as French as Tony Cascarino was Irish.

I can’t believe someone is paying Lingard £200k per week, utter madness. You’ve got to think that the majority of the Forest first team are on about a tenth of that. He’s sure to cause a fair bit of resentment when he is spending half his time dabbing (or whatever arseholes get up to these days) on TikTok.

Dual citizenship is the business these days after the disaster that is Brexit. I got French citizenship (haw hee fucking haw) a couple of years ago, something I wouldn’t have bothered to do pre-Brexit.

I dearly hope the actual Knight Ryder gets to read these.

Yes, he was great. As you say, it was boiling but the ‘double pints’ (what a time to be alive) certainly helped cool me down. Finishing on ‘Loser’ and ‘Where it’s at’ was superb. His two outfits were quality too. Back to the same venue for LCD Soundsystem next Monday.

Cheers lads, I’ll knock it on the head and stick to ‘Auf Weidersehn Pet’ when I need a dose of 80s nostalgia! My brother in law really likes ‘Stranger Things’ which, in itself, was a red flag I shouldn’t have ignored.

After a number of people telling me how good it is, I finally gave in and started watching ‘Stranger Things’. I’m two episodes in and it’s a bit dull so far. It also seems to be aimed at teenagers or adults who still like watching ‘The Goonies’. Before I persevere, can anyone tell me a) does it get better, and b) is its target audience adults or children?

He was brilliant wasn’t he? I’m well up for signing him now, he’a not a left back though.

Yes, we were supposed to go in 2020 too. My brother loves him so he’s coming down to London especially for it so that will be at least two people at the gig older than me!

Brixton on the 16th. In all honesty, this is about one of the only 3 songs I know but, fuck it, it gets me out the house.

He deserves it more than anyone in my opinion. However, he has previously said that he doesn’t want one and I believe him, he’s just a brilliant bloke. I’ve said it before but, for me, he’s the single best thing to have happened to the club in all my years of supporting it.

Speaking of South West London, I saw the lesser spotted Jeff Hendrick in Fulham yesterday. All that money and he looked like a fucking tramp, scruffier than William Storey.