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walkinthedog

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  1. I've often thought that, they might as well just photoshop it and say they've been to the fucking moon and back.

     

    a fucking disgrace tbh, borne of male insecurity. fucking disgusting.

  2. lol

     

    Me and my freinds stacked up a big pile of boxes and drove through it in a car..

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    Is your name Ted Crilly?

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    "Ted! it's a big pile of boxes in the middle of the road!"

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    You havent fucking lived till youve drove thorugh a pile of boxes man

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    The new paintball?

  3. After peeling the wrapper, I insert them rectally so I can shit them out immediately thus avoiding tasting the horrendous innards. When I get the chance I like to plop them into Carol Vordermann's wanton mouth.

     

    too far?

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    Carol did tell me - the last time I boned her - that she was a more than a little fed up with you doing that!

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    I might have been straining hard but I did hear her say that to you; ungrateful bitch tbh. those eggs don't grow on trees.

  4. "I can eat fifty eggs" - Cool Hand Luke. Awesome film.

     

    Whilst fleeing possee and with nowhere to go but to leap into river far below in canyon....

    Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.

    Sundance Kid: No, I said.

    Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?

    Sundance Kid: I can't swim.

    Butch Cassidy: Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you.

     

    that film full of classics;- clicky

     

    Withnail every second line is quotable; 'Right you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up'

     

    the dicks fucking asses so that pussies don't get full of shit from Team America is worth a mention.

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