[Owen finally has knee op]

yeah .... we're not gonna see him this season.

 

and if we do it probably be token appearances like Birmingham away last season 

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this injury was such a disaster for us. would we have blown £10m on martins? would we have got some quality defenders in? I've said it before but Ancient Viking Burial Ground tbh.

[let's not bother with an england game thread]

Hooray, Full time, 13-0, deserves a stamp tbh.

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Well that really was UNLUCKY for the minnows. etc etc etfuckincetera.

[Free minature bottle of booze]

http://www.justminiatures.co.uk/free_drink_submission.html

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Chhheeerrrsssssssssss mmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaate

[let's not bother with an england game thread]

I was thinking about a Jorman match thread, but then I would have been too busy in updating it all the time. 10-0 at the moment.

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remember when San Marino scored against us?

 

John Motson blew his whole year's wodge!

[Bali Australians now face death]

death penalty for being idiots. harsh or darwinism in effect?

[Favourite sexual position]

They're all good! some are just a bit more tiring than others.

 

anything where you can kiss and are face to face when you come is especially good.

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How come your post has been modified by Matt

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Matt blatantly wearing the trousers there tbh, with Laz taking it from behind.

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i'm not gay - i just help them out when they are busy.

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the gays?

[Favourite sexual position]

lol, was just deleting some unecessary space. Nothing dodgy going on, promise 

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euphemism?

[Wembley delayed until 2010?]

What a fucking embarrassment. How long did it take to complete Emirates?

 

Do you think we'll be able to put off the olympics for a year or two?

[Favourite sexual position]

They're all good! some are just a bit more tiring than others.

 

anything where you can kiss and are face to face when you come is especially good.

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How come your post has been modified by Matt

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[Favourite sexual position]

any as long as wor lass's mouth is full.

[What underwear do you like to see a lass in]

Laz with his Friday night trolleys on

 

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One from your private collection Wacky?

[let's not bother with an england game thread]

[clubs in newcastle/gateshead]

I paid £13 to go on the boat for NYE in 1989.

 

It was utter dog smeg so I nicked the doormans clicker on the way out.

[England vs Macedonia - predicted Scores??]

It's all been going too well for the smog-dodger. A controversial draw.

[Sony's PlayStation 3 goes on sale]

how much?!!

 

ffs, I remember when you could buy a 3 Trainstation's for that.

[Marc Walton]

Didn't he headbutt someone when he was a linesman for a junior match?

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that's mint, I think all officials should be so belligerent.

 

'Sonny it's a second yellow or a punch in the face, what's it to be?'

[Tommy Craig gone?]

I find it rather strange that there is absolutely nothing coming out from the club regarding this.

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I know they've been a bit quiet since the window slammed shut like, but expecting them to comment on Ally calling someone a cock-end's a bit OTT innit?

[have you ever been on the telly?]

the only thing I've been on is the fucking news.

[clubs in newcastle/gateshead]

thanks for the help.

 

youse have been a tad better that N-O, ill admit that BUT over all youse have been absoluteli useless. from 39 replies all ive got is ikon and baja and ill take those two reccomendations with a pinch of salt

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Sorry marra, but the fact of the matter is unless you're of legal age then getting in anywhere will be tough. Not our fault that you're not old enough now, is it?

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aye, get pissed ootside of your local spa and listen to choons on yer banging mobile like all the other yung uns man

[clubs in newcastle/gateshead]

If you want to get in anywhere, just go to sunderland.

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can't guarantee you'll get out alive, obviously.

[Greatest ever film love scene]

Titanic - When di Caprio drowns. I f***ing loved it.

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[Our popularity]

Get in 4th place what a result. Its all down to Fred tbh, the mans made us what we are today.

 

I for one salute you Freddy, getting us up to 4th in the table is a major miracle.

 

I remember the days of the McKeag era when they didnt even have popularity tables thats how badly he ran the club.

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[HOw do you wipe yours?]

When in Asia and India I got into the habit of just using my left hand and then washing it off.

 

Now I'm reaping the benefits by saving at least £40 a year on bogroll.

 

This is money I can then spend on anti-bacterial soap, self help meetings and wart cream.

[I've put wor lasses hip oot]

perhaps tonight you should knock her back out instead

[player versatility]

I hear that Nobby Solano can make five different types of Salad.

 

 

Versatile enough?

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is that why the fat man brought him back?