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i just got a text from my step dad, and the bloke he works with his wife works at the marriot hotel, and word is that hes been found dead, dunno if theres any authenticity in it

That is basicly saying Mike Ashley is bored of trying to find a potential buyer, so he's given up hope, appointed this bloke to deal with any other people that want to bid on or buy the club because he is too lazy like fucking always to put up with people himself face to face. I like everyone else wants a quick finish to this shit.

tbh i think i've seen that picture before, so i'd take the story with a pinch of salt.

Well are'nt you lovely, you know what i think? YOUR A CUNT lol!!! ^^ Class Comment, I somehow imagined that being said in a gay voice..dont ask me y

i was thinking that same, he sorta fucked the article up, saying they look similar, there not similar at all, more like identical and the belly says it all

quite a funny article on the sun website... poor bastard.. A RESTAURANTEUR was attacked in a pub – after being mistaken for loathed Toon boss Mike Ashley. Season-ticket holder Alan McKenna was enjoying a quiet drink with his cousins when another reveller swung for him – believing he was Newcastle owner Ashley. The married dad-of-two, from Low Fell in Gateshead, said: “As soon as I walked through the door, I was approached by two guys. Fat “One of them said: 'Are you the owner of Newcastle United?' “I knew there was going to be trouble because they seemed drunk and aggressive. They weren’t joking about it. I just laughed, trying to make light of the situation, and said ’no’. “But one of them said: 'You f**king liar,' and went to throw a punch at me." Alan added: “He didn’t manage to hit me because a couple of the lads I was with wrestled him away. “I was shocked, I couldn’t believe that someone would do that. But now it keeps happening.” Doppelganger ... Alan McKenna North News & Pictures Just a week later, at last Saturday’s home game against Hull, Alan was accosted in the toilets at St James’ Park by another unhappy fan. He explained: “I went to the toilets and a guy came up to me and said: 'How did you get in here you sneaky fat b*****d?' Alan was shocked at the comment. He said: “I can’t believe he called me that, I’m not even that fat!” The resemblance between the two men is striking – even by Mike Ashley’s standards. He added: “I met Mike Ashley in a lift at St James’ Park last season. I said to him: 'I know what you are thinking Mike, I think you are handsome as well'. “We had a bit of a laugh and I met him again a couple of weeks later at the Fulham game. “He was in a box and recognised the lad I was with in the lift. He went over and asked: 'Where is your cheeky friend?' “I was downstairs in the Bamburgh Suite. My restaurant, McKenna’s at the Northern Stage in Newcastle, had sponsored that game and Mike came down to chat to us. “He stayed for about an hour-and-a-half, talking and having pictures taken. “Mike was winding some girls up, saying that I was his brother. We had a laugh - he is a nice bloke and he has got a good sense of humour." Advertisement Alan added: “Even his PR team had their pictures taken with me because they couldn’t believe how much I looked like him. “I have been mistaken for Mike Ashley quite a lot even though I don’t think we are that similar. “When he was popular, people would often come and pat me on the back if I was walking through Newcastle, telling me what a great job I was doing. “But now the abuse has really started. Just the other day, I was having my photograph taken outside my restaurant when some builders across the street shouted: 'Ashley, you are a f**king c**t.' “I think I’m going to have to get a Newcastle shirt with 'I’m not Mike' on the back. “I never used to mind looking like Mike Ashley - but after all this abuse, I’ve changed my mind!”

to be honest, we as fans deserve someone big to takeover us, bill gates recently stood down as the chairmen of microsoft and gave his job to someone else so he can spend time doing his own thing, he still remains owner of course, so that would give him time to come to toon games lol..it would be a great thing though when you think about it..we deserve something like that

i was reading the shitty sun paper the day, and it had the top 5 likely candidates for the takeover of newcastle.. 1. anil ambani, 2. DIC, 3. Sage Group , some other group and number 5 which got my attention BILL GATES. but you na the sun they tlk shit like all papers

i was having alook on google at the estimated net worth of the DIC and it hits around 60 to 70 billion , which would make us 6 times richer than chelsea. bring it on i say, us as fans deserve something

well ii of course he thought fuck this...hes the only cunt protesting and buying , and thought that income aint good enough and that fuck it, im gonna sell because only that squared headed cunt is buying the pints

see lads, told you me buying a pint was a good thing...he looked at the income sheets for that game and saw that only 2 pints were sold 1 to me and my mate, and he thought fuck this, theres only that cunt buying the pints so i think ill sell the fuckin club lol

[i never said they dont make money :S bent

it really entertains me some of these replys it really does.

non of them im afraid ewerk, but i'd tell your son to put his belly away if i were you

I cant believe your a moderator.

Exactly. I wasnt at the match because I'm skint after uni but how can people with little or no involvement criticize a man who went and protested. Fucking unreal. because he went and protested and then lined the fucking pockets of the guy he's targeting.... it's completely and utterly moronic it's not like he didn't have other options (that and he's posted like a tool which is 90% of the reason people had a go in this thread) lol i lined there pockets? with £2.50? , that wouldnt even buy ashley his prefered shit roll, maybe if it was all in 1p's it would line his pocket, but fucking hell be realistic

i didnt just wear a t shirt, if you read the whole fucking post, you'd see i was there from 2pm until 5mins before kick off chanting and what not, so dont say i never had an involvement in the protests because i did.

ahhh shut up, your saying how can i be a grown man? mate im 20, and your the one telling me to grow up when quite openly in your own little way your imply im a moron for voicing my opinions..

wow, your humour has me in stitches, ever thought of becoming a stand up.......cccccccc...cock?

there was actually quite a few missing......and i dont support ashley or wise, so what if i buy a pint? i dont support them morally and some how i get hounded down for having a pint...i dont care actually..say what you want..my choice not yours..i protested in my own, showed that by singing and chanting from 2.00pm till kick off..

well that fucking stupid init, theyve paid for there season tickets, so why waste money by not going..every1 was there for the players....

the majority of you are talking shit about me etc... but the fact is quite a few of the toon ultras, didnt show up to the match, now whats that say? if im bad for buying a pint while protesting what does that make them? they didnt show up to support the players...what does that say about them eh?

ii sitting down took it out of is, because im fat as fuck, really overweight, havent seen my dick in years

goooood...., i like actually coming to this forum to have a bit of a read of topics, so i dont care about your opinions, everyone has there own so good on you,

tough init really....i protest in my own way, like i said before ... my money, my choice and my own doing.