Kid Dynamite

Ref giving them absolutely everything ffs

I keep forgetting Bruno is on the pitch

Good first half. Now we look like we are running through treacle

Get this fucking team sorted Howe. Hall and Woltemade on now

Nick Pope being a fucking divvy as usual

Gordon is getting zero service. I'd stick him in Murphy's place and bring Nick on at half time

He went off with cramp against City. Maes sense not to start him 72hrs later

Yeah. Big money on him to be 3rd choice in the LCM position

Surely it can't be Burn up against Greenwood!?

Fuck that. I bought a 3rd party one online and fitted it myself to my sisters fiat 500 after watching a YouTube video

45 minutes of lumping the ball into the Everton box while Zirkzee got nowhere near any of them

He just used the N word in a jokey fun way obviously. It's fucking mental that this bloke stands a good chance of being our next PM

Wish we were playing these next week. They're woeful

Offside rule was designed to stop goalhanging, not to rule out goals because someone's toenail was offside. They need to modernise the current law to just draw lines from feet and for there to be daylight between players for it to be offside

Unless he pulls an Isak, I can see us just holding out and saying no to (Man) City. And I imagine he's seeing how Isak is getting on currently and isn't daft enough to pull a similar trick

We will have to disagree there. Fastest player on the pitch and the one break we did have in the last 10mins (with Tonali) he was nowhere to be seen. He stood off their defenders and didn't really offer a press at all. I've defended him all season but there comes a point where questions have to be asked. Joint 3rd highest transfer in the clubs history and we are currently on 0G and 0A from 17 appearances

Brought on for the last 10mins to run around yesterday and he didn't even manage that particularly well. Bit of a sickner that we peddled Minteh and paid twice as much for a poorer player (so far anyway).

Tuchel clearly thinks his ego outweighs his talent currently. I'm not sure that's linked to the colour of his skin. 6 of our starting XI on Thursday were black or mixed race. That said, the likes of Sterling, Rashford, Pogba etc clearly do get a rougher ride from the press than some of their white counterparts. That's undeniable.

6-0 up and they still haven't taken Nick off ffs.

It's like a busman's holiday in here As always though, my PMs are open if anyone wants a chat x

Big Nick scores again. I'm beginning to think that the experts who think he's not a good fit for us are talking absolute shite

I suspect Howe will trial a 4231 as soon as Wissa is fit to try and address that

That's honking

Surely that's a shitty AI concept

2 for big Nick