Kid Dynamite

Once Joelinton and Tonali are back I would look at selling Longstaff. I worry that Anderson and Miley end up 6th/7th choice once everyone is fit and don't get the chance to push on

So are Bruno and Gordon. I'm not even joking

Van der Wen pulls up short there anticipating Isak to cut back in and put him on his arse for a 3rd time

Barnes LW/Gordon RW is by far our best combination of wingers btw. Without our injuries this season we would be clear of Villa and Spurs in 4th

That back 5 is a Steve Bruce throwback

Bruno is utterly wasted as a CDM

It's so fucking frustrating that we are within touching distance of a top 6 finish, but are back to 11 fit senior players again (ignoring the shite left over from the championship season). We had Diallo on the bench against Fulham 24hrs after Craig Hope announced he was getting released at the end of the season. Doesn't say much about the state of our academy

Bruno has played more minutes this season than any other outfield player in England, France, Spain, Germany and Italy

Sunderland's 2 star players are worse at finishing (and this is no exaggeration) than the Sunday league club I used to play for

Takes the piss that Man City's charges still haven't had a points deduction. Nowt to do with the fact they're currently involved in a 3 way title race mind...

Don't encourage him man it's bad enough when his hobbies were buying metal detectors and second hand sofas for his garden. I dread to think where this one ends up with his internet crypto friends telling him to pump his life savings into bitaltdogecoin 2.0. About 6months before its creator gets arrested on his private jet in Miami and done for fraud

That's one of the best community notes yet

We went to Kafeneon on the Bigg Market before Sam Fender last year. It was lush

Are you parodying yourself now

Add Kuqi, Best, Gouffran and Joselu to that list above and remind yourself how far we've come since the Ashley years

Rule that one out you cunts

Robbed

Coutinho, Mane and Fabinho sales netted Liverpool £200mil, which offset their net spend a canny bit

And Ritchie after last nights showing. So he's now our 8th choice LB

The fact that Dummett, Ritchie, Hayden, Hendrick et al are still on the books is a fucking travesty

Can't believe we chucked 2 points away tonight. Everton were fucking awful. It was like a training match in the first half

As if we are going to drop points to this shower of shite

Dummett forgetting VAR has been invented since his last game for us