PaddockLad

90 million in 12 months.......I still can't get over that....new manager, coaches etc ....what the fuck is going on?

Haidara turned right into the Watford lad. Fair to say his early promise hasn't been fulfilled..the fuckin useless cunt...

that dirty great bastard looks as if he's about to sodomize both of those other chaps simultaneously

They were rugby league fans Stevie.

Our mate who lives in Birtley is often referred to as "the mackem"....that's how Uber Mag we are back on topic...I quite like watching a game of rugby but find the whole culture round the game fuckin nauseating......actually I've just glanced out the window and theres a gormless twat with a England rugger shirt standing in the garden of the house opposite having a fag, chatting to the character and charisma free-zone that is the house owner himself...they must be having a first game "party" tonight..I'll be keeping a keen eye out for the public vomiting and negro spiritual hymn singing later then..

Key phrase highlighted there Theyre mostly fuckin wankers like....any train up to London when rugby and NUFC are playing in London usually ends in a slanging match which the braying fuckin twats always lose...my mate likes to kick things off with "Rugby?...oh yeah, for the cunts at school too fat and uncoordinated to kick a round ball in a straight line"

It will finish 90% of professional football clubs in this country so I'd say umm...yeah...it changes things, right enough..yep..

funny you should mention that....

Dance Energy was just fuckin awful like am pretty certain it was the then 40/50 something Janet Street Porter behind it...self proclaimed inventor of"yoof" tv, reckon Normski only got the gig because he was shagging her at the time..

gutted not to catch a glimpse of Normski in the footage there...good tune though..

18 years ago today.....if you're pressed for time I suggest watching the first three minutes or so as a reminder of what we used to sound like.... https://youtu.be/RzHzGs_A7QY

So youre playing Colback and Anita at home in front of Wijnaldum?....are you actually Alan Pardew?...

Am I missing something here??...£289...did you get some extra kit?.. https://oneplus.net/uk/oneplus-2

fyp

I read this post with a frisson of excitement the other day....seen Prodigy loads so was giving them a miss but as you say more than worth a ticket for the support...had a look at where they were playing but there was nothing near here that was do-able easily...even toyed with a weekend in Sheffield for the Saturday night gig there but couldn't really justify the cost, so was a bit pissed off..until last night when they announced what appears to be their last European gig of the year at the Bournemouth O2, 5 miles away...for some reason, I've never seen them so this has been the best part of 30 years in the making. Am stupidly exicited

Regardless of your opinion of Corden, this is fuckin class... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqrvm2XDvpQ#action=share

Still don't know why Tiote didn't make the bench last night...Taylor too, although physioroom says superstevo has a knock..

I agree with a lot of that tbh but, despite on the face of it possessing formidable physical assets, Moussa is a fuckin pansy. He's the anti-Tiote, who is who we actually need in there, preferably fit and motivated.

If he's not an attacking midfielder wtf is he then?....try not trot out any phrase that includes the words "box", "to" or "box" either...

90 million spent in 12 months and we've won three games since January. Modern football is a complete headfuck.

He put Mbemba under pressure with a shocking backpass for their first goal...canny footballer but he makes costly mistakes or gets sent off too often for me, another yellow tonight. He's approaching Santon territory for simple mistakes and inconsistency iyam.

Haidara only had to jockey him ffs, as soon as he went to ground it was a certain goal...

Its not a shock for me tbh I was going to suggest taking fuckin Rocky and Bulwinkle in the middle off at HT and bringing Tiote and De jong on...but Tiote's not on the bench and as far as I can remember he's not injured...??

Someones just sent me a txt saying the traffic is murder in East London and the players have had to walk the last bit to the ground, where they arrived at 1910