PaddockLad

In a continuing theme, Laporte is injured for Man Citeh

Boil didn’t start for Wolves. He’s a fuckin cunt but looks like they’ve fallen to bits without him

TRENT ALEXANDER ARSEHOLE

Marina Hyde 😆 “The only upside to suspending parliament has been the social damage done to Jacob Rees-Mogg. Not two months ago, that appalling old Hyacinth Bucket swept into office issuing naff decrees on the minutiae of how to address envelopes. He has now committed the somewhat greater faux pas of bullshitting the Queen.” https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/sep/13/tories-duty-free-government-no-deal-advertising-booze

Think they’ll be a gigantic fudge. None of the 600 odd twats will want to be remembered as the parliament that couldn’t deliver “the will of the people” 🙄

Longy has done his ankle in training and is out

Youd like to think he’d just tweek the existing WA?..

Also, this.... https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/dup-opens-door-to-new-brexit-deal-for-boris-johnson-xjp37vrjh

Does it matter that the NI assembly isn’t sitting at the moment? Will Johnson just try to impose it?

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” or, in layman’s terms, don’t fuckin diss the Trabs son

They can’t even mislead the queen, Parliament & the electorate competently 🙄 https://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/legal-expert-david-allen-green-prorogation/

I haven’t bought a new pair of treads since the day we got promoted in 2017, a pair of particularly fine Gazelle “Newcastle” from top scouse suppliers of OGs to the stars Transalpino.. So 2018 being a fallow year is precisely how I’m justifying an attempt to procure these bad boys on Friday night @ 11pm https://www.adidas.co.uk/munchen-made-in-germany-shoes/BY9805.html

There's a bit in today's mail about the victim being somewhat of an unreliable witness and the conviction being unsafe. But, and I can't emphasize this enough, it's in the mail

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