Monkeys Fist

Not often you Pickford smiling tbh.

Way Down.

I’d have thought Little Sister would fit the bill.

Literally every other team in the entire football leagues’ messageboards will be discussing their transfer business or lack of it. Except these fucking gonks. They’re fucking obsessed with how they’re seen by others, and think that singing a 64yr old song by a lad that died having a shite will improve their image. A survey of 1000 people from all points of the globe has just come in. “ What do you think of sunderland?” 1- Never heard of it, is it one of those Swedish cop dramas? 78% 2- Am I getting paid for this? 15% 3- Isn’t that where their council had to ask them not to shit on their town centre streets? 5% 4- Wasn’t that the comedy show on Netflix? 1% 5- My Uncle Milton played for them in between jobs as a butcher and postman. 1%

Really, if they’re going to be known for singing an Elvis song, it should be In The Ghetto, the scruffy fucking tramps.

An Elvis Presley song is known globally… … no way.

He looks like Pennywise without the make up.

Because they were

Hope this helps, btw.

This has “Manure’s grey kit that got them humped 6-0 by Southampton” written all over it.

I actually meant to post the sfw version, but hey ho. Whatever floats your boat

They struggled almost as much as Princess Anne running Gatcombe Park.

I honestly think it should be classed as porn, since they’re openly licking her hoop.

As much as I’m a “ Come the Revolution, get them up against the wall “ type of republican when it comes the royals, my Mrs will watch any old shite about them, which Channel 5 seems to be fond of. Had our tea, kids have fucked off to their various rooms , I’d tidied up the kitchen and came to sit down with Mrs. F and maybe watch a movie. Nope She’s fully , eyes glazed, deep in to a thing - Gatcombe Park , A Royal Residence. It should’ve been called Gatcombe Park, a Royal Rimjob. Various simpering cunts hoop-licking Princess Anne and her progeny in to oblivion, the worst of which was their “concern” that she “struggled” to keep the estate running.… Get fucked with a big stick. She’s the King’s fucking sister who’s toed the royal line all her life, she wouldn’t know “struggle” if it walked up her with a massive sign saying “I’m Struggling Financially” and sparked her the fuck out. I had to decamp to the kitchen. Happy fucking Saturday night lads

It’s a back up place for when/if the board goes tits up. You can download the discord app for your phone , and I’ve added you to a PM with a direct link to it. Use the same username as you do here.

Mate of mine was in Weardale Mountain Rescue Team at the time, they were asked to assist with searching in Kielder Forest for debris and remains. His teammate found a trainer with its “contents”still in it. Said it was the most depressing thing he’s ever done- lots of luggage and clothing recovered.

Was he standing a bit close to you?

How old is he now ? Bit late for regrets tbh.

Did this “woman” have a flat cap and sheepskin coat?

Derek knew this was going to happen, and left you a message about the bedroom wallpaper

Don't ask Wykiki to fix it!

I hope you’re feeding those greys rat poison?