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Monkeys Fist last won the day on January 2

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About Monkeys Fist

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    Lord of the Gussets
  • Birthday 10/07/1968

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  1. General Random Conversation..

    Totally whooshed me there. I need to go and have a sit down.
  2. Adam Johnson

  3. General Random Conversation..

    Yeah, that and his buggering young boys on his yacht.
  4. General Random Conversation..

    Also, wtf did Sinatra use to sign his autographs?
  5. General Random Conversation..

    That’s Ted Heath ( The Big Band leader, not the politician ). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Heath_(bandleader)
  6. Adam Johnson

    Who wants to be top of the charts when you can be just as classy down at no.278?
  7. Adam Johnson

    Not sure if this is the right place for this, but it’s news about another nonce, so… R Kelly charged with 10 sex offences in Illinois. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47338368
  8. General Random Conversation..

    They’re worth fuck-all Tom. If you like, I’ll pop round and take them off your hands, I can drop them off at Howdon dump on my way home.
  9. Film/moving picture show you most recently watched

    Mozart wrote some truly beautiful music… https://youtube/MbrXZvu8bUo
  10. mike Ashley

    Isn’t it spelled “sewpa”?
  11. Generic small time football blather thread 2017/18

    Aye, so it seems. He stayed with them and coached them too.
  12. Generic small time football blather thread 2017/18

    I’ve just found out that my Grandad’s brother played for Bishop Auckland, who were one of the best amateur sides in England. He played in the 1939 FA Amateur Cup Final, which they won 3-0, alongside one of his teammates, a Bob Paisley from Hetton-Le-Hole. Whale Oil Beef Hooked.
  13. General Random Conversation..

    I thought turquoise was his magic colour, mind.
  14. Yes, Gemmill...

    But it’s the Yes Gem… oh…

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