Monkeys Fist

If this doesn’t cheer you up @PaddockLad, nothing will.… NSFW, obvs.

With all due respect, I wouldn’t be trusting the US intelligence over the Chinese- they’re both reprehensible liars.

Starmer will announce when he’s good and ready.

“ Put your special wellies on love, it’s Coracle time.”

Eddie Large, Syd’s mate. Coronaed.

It was in fucking Gateshead man 😂 They’ve only now stopped hissing when you switch a light on.

“ skip titles” every time, including the first.

Short arms, deep pockets.

Barley Mow was a fantastic pub in its heyday. The Baltic Tavern was decent as well, then turned to shit, now it’s a craft beer joint. Egypt Cottage was spot on too. ( a mate once asked Paddy McDee if he wanted a lift up at the urinals 😂).

Aye, the biggest health risk to America right now isn’t CV19, it’s Trump’s dementia.

“ These are not the drugs you’re looking for” ” They fucking are you dressing gowned cunt!”

It closed in 2007.

I feel for you Troops. Hope she recovers. Sadly, I think a lot of us will have similar tales on the weeks ahead.

The Broken Doll was definitely one of my regular haunts. The Forth, Telegraph and The Dog and Parrot were all decent pubs up that end of town, but the Doll was in a league of its own

6/12. Do I not like that.