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  • Birthday 10/07/1968

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    Had a go at flower arranging too… Get fucked
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    Felt a bit zany earlier so I dipped my balls in glitter. Pretty nuts, eh, what?
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    Here you go. Plant them in February and thin them out once they get to three storeys, otherwise you’ll have the planning dept. on your back.
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    Nows the time to be deadheading your concrete plants if you want a healthy crop next building season. I grew this last year
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    Does he come with egg or pineapple?
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    Mould and damp treatments cost money you know- what’s a multimillionaire slum landlord to do?
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    Shit cunt.
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    Gullitt did the same , which I’ve always respected him for, if nothing else.
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    He has to be back by 10pm though, otherwise his Mam locks the door.
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    And here’s me thinking dogging was nice ladies showing their puppies.
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    What’s that now?
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    I mean, I fucking hate people in general, so sounds great.
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Didn’t take long. https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/22/22740354/trump-truth-social-network-spac-mastodon-license-software-freedom-conservancy
  15. Monkeys Fist
    T&Cs. 1. Nee cunts. 2. Yes, you Luke.
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