Monkeys Fist

Rancid “baby soup” on a years worth of athletes foot scab… …. which sounds more appetising than it looks.

https://youtu.be/7hj4CKMotPM ( fuck knows why YouTube isn’t embedding, it’ll be that bog-trotting terrorist @Ant’s fault. Useless shite. )

There’s only really one way to settle it, and I’ve already sharpened all my “tools”.

If Corbyn got in, and Kuntsberg got sacked, I would laugh my cock off.

RIP Although, bizarrely for a naturalist, he denied climate change.

Also voted Remain, was gobsmacked when the mackems voted Leave- “ Whey, they’ll lose Nissan and they’ve got nowt else gannin for them, Turkeys voting for Christmas, son.” He’s mint when he’s going off on one.

My old man is 84, refuses to use a postal vote as “ I can gan to the poll perfectly fine”, is a lifelong Labour voter and refuses to use Johnson’s name, preferring “ that lying shithouse”. I’m calling in tomorrow to walk along with him to vote.

After seven pints that’d be about the limit of my “would” too.

Aye, but “Jeremy Corbyn isn’t fit to be Prime Minister”, whereas Swinson just “isn’t fit”. Still would, after a pint or seven.

ASM out for a month with his hamstring. Read more… https://www.pleasereadmyshittyfuckingblogthatsinfestedwithfuckingads.co.fuckyou

Me too, which is why it’s so painful to see it’s News department hijacked by Torys. In every other department it’s superb.

Isn’t she her own editor? Genuinely asking btw, who edits her at the Beeb?