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  • Birthday 10/07/1968

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  1. General Random Conversation..

    You’ll have to let the shite dry on the paper first, otherwise it’ll be a smoky, extra pungent hellscape. (You can thank Ray Mears for that- tubby-but-practical beats piss-drinking Grylls, every time )
  2. Coronavirus

    And mid-flight anal explosions.
  3. General Random Conversation..

    £3:00 for 752 pages.… Asda Boldon sell Andrex 4 packs, 800 sheets in total for £2:50.
  4. Other games 2019/2020

  5. Morecambe vs Bruce’s hapless shites

    Didn’t realise you were so homophonic.
  6. Coronavirus

    Tin Foiled your post
  7. What are you playing

    Great game- plough through chapter 1 and it really comes to life.
  8. What mood are you in and why?

    It’s every thoroughly depressed man for himself!
  9. What mood are you in and why?

    @Dr Gloom If we had a government who were even just barely competent, even a Tory one that wasn’t bereft of a fucking clue, I’d feel a whole lot better about things. But the fucking clownshoes we have, combined with their headlong charge towards No Deal Brexit and the disaster that will be, keep me firmly in the “ shit’s fucked” camp. And I’m usually a cheerful pessimist- prepare for the worst and anything but that is a bonus. I wasn’t prepared for this shit.
  10. Funny pictures thread

    Did you win £5 ewerk?
  11. What mood are you in and why?

    I’ll absolutely second this from Gemma, whatever platform you use for social media- have a break from it, like a week or two, not just a few hours. Works wonders.
  12. Other games 2019/2020

    1: Who did you tell? 2: What did you tell them? 3: Why wouldn’t they ( whoever they are), have it ( whatever it is)? 4: You know what happens when you don’t take your tablets.
  13. Coronavirus

    Like hoying a pound of sausage in the Tyne Tunnel.
  14. Coronavirus

    Well, that’s a softener.
  15. What mood are you in and why?

    I’m sure after reading the last few posts, everyone is just fucking champion. Get a shed.

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