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Monkeys Fist last won the day on April 19

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About Monkeys Fist

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  • Birthday 10/07/1968

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  1. De Ja Vu

    Almost sounds like Déjà vu.
  2. Game of Thrones - *SPOILER ALERT*

    Zombie werewolves then. Mint.
  3. General Random Conversation..

    I think it’s getting rapidly topped up with all the punters pissing themselves with fear. Were the lads that had the BBQ wi’ or baht ‘at, though?
  4. Game of Thrones - *SPOILER ALERT*

    Alternatively, we get a massive battle drawn out over the remaining episodes, ( hence the 55 nights of filming), everyone dies, the last episode is the Night King ice fucking Cersei to death as Bronn (sole survivor of the whole kingdom), sneaks away overseas with a few naked slave girls. The End.
  5. General Random Conversation..

    Rooftop pool being emptied by an earthquake in the Philippines. Jesus titty-fucking Christ
  6. mackem messageboard gold

    What we are witnessing is the glorious end-stage of a mass outbreak on Wearside of “the first lass in school to get tits”syndrome - they all went full pelt when “she” was briefly attractive, but now that “she’s” a bucket-fannied, worn out slapper, they’re still stubbornly convincing themselves that she’s worth getting a chub-on for, even as they watch her thumb sized nipples droop out of the bottom of her manky Kappa shellsuit top. It’s a joy to witness
  7. mackem messageboard gold

    I don’t
  8. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Lock up his daughters…
  9. mackem messageboard gold

    “I can’t see meself being sacked just yet… I reckon your boys are letting you down, Don. They can’t be much good can they?”
  10. Blyth Spartans

    How many of the Mackem squad would get in to Spartans team ?
  11. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    What’s the nightlife like in Peterborough tonight, then? Many Schoolies out?
  12. mackem messageboard gold

    Hooliganism- fine Racism- fine Supporting Paedophiles- fine Mild piss taking by neighbours - banned. Never change, Mackems, never change
  13. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    Never heard of them, mate.

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