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Monkeys Fist last won the day on October 6

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About Monkeys Fist

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  • Birthday 10/07/1968

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  1. The Offensive

    Lols. Laters
  2. GLOBAL WARMING

    He’s a fucking Tory Fuck everyone else.
  3. GLOBAL WARMING

  4. Europe --- In or Out

    FYP
  5. Man Utd V Newcastle United - 6th October - 17.30 KO

    I’m just curious how you settled on Newton Heath as your English team, and not someone else equally valid like, oooh, Stoke, or Oxford? Not a glory hunter though, no no no , not fucking Thor here.
  6. Man Utd V Newcastle United - 6th October - 17.30 KO

    For someone who claims not to be a glory hunter, it puzzles me why they don’t follow their home club, IK Start? Wouldn’t have anything to do with this would it?… “As of 7 August 2016, Start have not won in Tippeligaen for 34 games, since they defeated Stabæk 4-1 on 4 July 2015. This is the longest run without winning a single game across any top division in Europe.” They're shitter than we are
  7. Man Utd V Newcastle United - 6th October - 17.30 KO

    And rancid pickled herring.
  8. Man Utd V Newcastle United - 6th October - 17.30 KO

    I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume you’re a born and bred Mancunian who just happens to be living near Kristiansand, Norway, shall I? Get to fuck man, you fucking reindeer shagger.
  9. Man Utd V Newcastle United - 6th October - 17.30 KO

    Adjusted for accuracy.
  10. Man Utd V Newcastle United - 6th October - 17.30 KO

    They want nowt to do with us because our lads still fucking reek of cheap garlic bread and breaded mushrooms.
  11. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    There’s some controversy over the use of sociopath as a term for mentals, I was speaking to a mate who works as a nurse on the Dingly Dell ward- he agrees that Ashley is most definitely a cunt. So, there we are
  12. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    That’s because he’s a cunt.
  13. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Good God!
  14. Film/moving picture show you most recently watched

    Dave man, no one cares about kiddie movies.
  15. Politics

    Imminent.

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