Monkeys Fist

Look at the first comment. Our erstwhile Mackem friend is sadder than we thought https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/06/absolute-class-from-alan-shearer-as-he-attacks-mike-ashley-for-treatment-of-fans-and-rafa-benitez-newcastle-united/ What a whopper

FTM

That’s the one, aye. They make some mint beers.

Was down at the Anarchy Brewery taproom in Walkergate this afternoon. Nice place, some really good beers, decent scran too. Definitely worth a visit if you’re in the area ( Also, Almasty are meant to be moving in next door to them very soon, so even more reason to pop in for several swiftys then).

It’s because the lass behind him has fishing line around his neck.

Is that Cock Eyed Mala up front in the geps?

Wouldn’t it just be easier not to enter the fucking race in the first place?

Are you religious? If you are, then something like , ” This special day marks the start of your spiritual journey. May it bring lasting peace and joy to your life.” If not, something like, ”Lies. It’s all lies”

5th beer of the night. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. ( almost actual size )

Did she ask him how many kids he had?

“ Make me proud Son”

He’s been suspended. Looks like he’s toast. Mark Field suspended as minister after grabbing activist https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48718725

When they’re not taking a shite all over the cemetery.

The most amazing thing about this song is how she manages not to stare/have a quick poke at Aaron Neville’s parasitic twin on his eyebrow.