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Monkeys Fist last won the day on June 5

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About Monkeys Fist

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    Lord of the Gussets
  • Birthday 10/07/1968

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  1. Rafa Benitez

    Look at the first comment. Our erstwhile Mackem friend is sadder than we thought https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/06/absolute-class-from-alan-shearer-as-he-attacks-mike-ashley-for-treatment-of-fans-and-rafa-benitez-newcastle-united/ What a whopper
  2. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

  3. What are you drinking?

    That’s the one, aye. They make some mint beers.
  4. What are you drinking?

    Was down at the Anarchy Brewery taproom in Walkergate this afternoon. Nice place, some really good beers, decent scran too. Definitely worth a visit if you’re in the area ( Also, Almasty are meant to be moving in next door to them very soon, so even more reason to pop in for several swiftys then).
  5. Funny pictures thread

    It’s because the lass behind him has fishing line around his neck.
  6. Politics

  7. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Is that Cock Eyed Mala up front in the geps?
  8. Politics

    Wouldn’t it just be easier not to enter the fucking race in the first place?
  9. General Random Conversation..

    Are you religious? If you are, then something like , ” This special day marks the start of your spiritual journey. May it bring lasting peace and joy to your life.” If not, something like, ”Lies. It’s all lies”
  10. What are you drinking?

    5th beer of the night. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. ( almost actual size )
  11. Politics

    Did she ask him how many kids he had?
  12. General Random Conversation..

    “ Make me proud Son”
  13. Politics

    He’s been suspended. Looks like he’s toast. Mark Field suspended as minister after grabbing activist https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48718725
  14. mackem messageboard gold

    When they’re not taking a shite all over the cemetery.
  15. Politics

    The most amazing thing about this song is how she manages not to stare/have a quick poke at Aaron Neville’s parasitic twin on his eyebrow.

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