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  1. Grifters gotta grift… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-68600093
  2. I was reading a little article about Betelgeuse, the mental red giant star in Orion, where they said they’d had data which indicated it was spinning at 3-4 miles per second. This goes against everything they thought was possible, so they looked again at the data. ( they measure the speed of star rotation based on the fact that light coming from the side which is spinning towards us gets a little boost over the light from the side going away from us, from this they can calculate it’s rotation speed.) It seems that it’s (probably) not spinning that fast ( but it might be), but what skewed the data was the fact that the convection cells on it are just ridiculous. On the Sun, they’re about the size of Texas… On Betelgeuse, they can be as big as the Earth’s orbit around the Sun! The thing is fucking huge, it would go out past Jupiter if it was in our system! And it’s kicking off When this goes boom it’s going to be absolutely spectacular.
  3. Years ago, when I was 18, I worked at an outdoor centre near Keswick. We’d take the kids to an assault course that was just around the corner from Castlerigg Stone Circle- it was invariably an absolute mud bath, and we’d take them to the circle afterwards. Once, we turned up at the stones and there was a group of lads all decked out in proper Conan the Librarian gear, massive fake swords and axes. They were making their own movie. They clapped eyes on 15 or so 10yr olds caked head to foot in thick mud and asked if they wanted to be in their movie. Rather foolishly, they asked the brats to hide behind the stones and then attack them. Fucking carnage, and they (the lads) got slaughtered.
  4. Nasa have just announced the discovery of the oldest, most distant galaxy yet. It was found by gravity lensing around Victoria Coren’s tits on Only Connect tonight.
  5. I don’t think PL or the Brokendoll would make it past customs … 😉
  6. She’s had two kids mate, couldn’t feel the seat til her minge hit the crossbar.
  7. Let’s not be miserly in praise of the nippers here- they’ve beaten 3/5ths of the side that would give Madrid and PSG a run for their money. On their home turf.
  8. Can we play Aussie Rules since it’s in Melbourne? I reckon we’d batter them
  9. Here I am lads! What’s the problem? Have you looked at the FAQ section?
  10. Ah! There’s where my confusion came from, as I only know it as Bar 1892-on-wear. 👍
  11. I thought she was from Nottingham? Is this a new one? Did Callum break the original one?
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