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Monkeys Fist last won the day on December 8

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    Lord of the Gussets
  • Birthday 10/07/1968

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  1. Rondon's rusty bullet holes V Huddersfield Town

    Thank goodness for that victory. I’m a bisexual ostrich.
  2. mackem messageboard gold

    Oh, I fucking hope so.
  3. Precedent Trump

    They’re a pack of almighty cunts. Murica at its worst
  4. Europe --- In or Out

    He’s a duck pizza lover, not a fighter, Michael.
  5. Rondon's rusty bullet holes V Huddersfield Town

    He’s so happy, if he was a particular type of songbird, he’d be having bum fun. Clear as daylight
  6. Europe --- In or Out

    The irony of Butter Bean calling out someone for not having independently verified stats.
  7. Gazza

    Reading the comments at the top of this page re. Sir Les’ then squeeze, Dani Behr. Thought I’d look her up now , purely for research purposes, naturally. YIKES!
  8. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Last I heard , @Jimbo has gone off-grid and is living in a shack in the Alabama back woods. Not happening
  9. Europe --- In or Out

    Human pudding from Boldon knows about it- “secret”.
  10. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I love how we’re all (self included), taking the Goth teenager approach, stubbornly refusing to let ourselves think it might happen, whilst privately we’re all scribbling Kenyon’s name next to ours, with love hearts all over, in the back off our jotters. Not happening though
  11. Rafa Benitez

    It’s that useless lump Denise, she spends all day just gabbling on about I’m a Fucking Celebrity, then takes all the credit for Wykiki’s hard graft, whilst he just sits there, silently fuming. And the bosses ARE NO BLOODY BETTER! …time to look for another job.
  12. Europe --- In or Out

    Sorry Tubs, urgent phone-call just come in…
  13. Europe --- In or Out

    Jesus! Is that the toe-sucking Chelsea shirt twonk, who’s name escapes me?
  14. Europe --- In or Out

    @Christmas Tree , Nebulous means she’s a bit vague, ill-defined, unclear. You know that feeling you get when you waddle in to the schoolyard and all the parents suddenly have urgent calls to take when you try to speak to them, and you think, “ These people have such busy lives…”

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