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SInce when did Twitter start recommending who I should Unfollow? very weird

Well it looks like I'm through the worst of this bug. Horrible stuff, by the sound of things though @ellietog is now suffering

Gonna have to take a pint of water to bed with me after this cake!#potent

fucking hell I gained and lost a follower in space of a minute, surely me craic aint that bad!

Shola's just picked Nobby up for work. No tractor though http://t.co/ZqOgXktf

The Sun story on @NilePowerRanger has a google ad for Criminal Record checks. #GoGoogle #Nufc #swfc

We were very closely beaten by league leaders at their place, did way more than anyone expected #nufc well done lads

“@leazeslad: @weldy1980 fuck knows I just copied everyone else.” Baaaaaa

“@Tony_Jeffries: What a great result, just made my day......Sunderland 1 - Man City 0 #SAFC #FTM” good to see you happy Glasshands

“@Sophie_Doughty: Worlds biggest rat just ran past me. Was size of a dog” you sure it wasn't a dog?

#WorstThingsInFootball Goal Music

Dad in the Freeman after heart attack yesterday. What's he want bringing in? Only @stevewraith Geordie Mafia book

“@arcpantmcgee: @stevewraith RT for G-Star eldon squares closing down sale? All stock must go!” doesn't the G stand for Gay?

...it was hell on earth to anyone not used to it...for the rest of us it was our own little heaven...God I miss those days!

Sausages, onion gravy, twice fried chips n peas #properscran http://t.co/Rg3itVBw

I've just adopted zeebox as my TV sidekick. Download the app and let's watch together! http://t.co/VtUm8vLG

This game is doing nowt for my sleep apnea recovery plan

As @ellietog eloquently put it, Mamma Mia: the story of a slut that went 3's up n got knocked up

So Huwey from Fun Loving Criminals is now a regular on C5's The Wright Stuff?#RocknRoll

“@toontastic: Got to admit, score, the freebie app of the day is pretty damn good” I'm addicted

#awaydayproblems no other city/ stadium/ bars can compare with home...

#ff a couple of #Nufc lads who'd miss a match just to feast their eyes on my bootylicious stunning looks @leazeslad @2NarMe @weldy1980

Add a comma and it's a totally different statement! http://t.co/j30cK8DG

#WengerOut #Nufc #afc

#ff @thisdave would write a comedic sonnet of epic proportions for a chance to sniff my delicate beautiful ladylike poo's