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top marks Stanley “@StanCollymore: I'm on a car park on Cannock Chase......Getting my Christmas tree.You can have that one for free.”

Potential mayhem! “@Tony_Jeffries: every time you mention me on twitter, it will go on tweeter feed on website http://t.co/ggJNs97R”

I never quite understand this whole revelling in another English team going out of Europe, but in Stokes case...fuck YEAH!

Breaking News: Tanfastic in Preston closes with loss of 3 jobs #pnefc #philBrown #orangemakem

Welcome to Sunderland Martin! http://t.co/dGD2Q95S

I can't believe @DurhamPolice are taking the credit for the number 101, it's existed since the decimal system began @SophChronicle

Goal 116 Charlton at home 20/04/02 #206Goals #Nufc http://t.co/yNOOylE9

Pick a number from 1 to 206 #nufc

without peeking, can anyone name me the chairman of #NUST?

RT "@thompers opinion on toontastic that LeazesMag continues to spoil place. But wait... wasn't I the one responsible? #pricks" aww diddums

Loving my latest Graze box, use my code RP87LVJT to get a free box http://t.co/E1o59IKy no obligation, you can cancel after the free box!

“@Stoopish: RT @pjwhitfield: Fuck off & boil an egg Delia #Nufc <-- blub”

Oh Smiths on, can this day get any worse?

There are 4 parents sitting chatting in ball pool. #noroomforkids

However he'll only see the #ff so the 6 toed cheesy chip eating twat can fuck right off

From the activity at his house, I'm guessing talks are at advanced stage for Nobby to be next #hufc manager #Nufc #itkmelike

seriously man! @NUFCOfficial Now spamming timeline under guise of "news" #Nufc http://t.co/M8ARDQjQ

fucking hell I gained and lost a follower in space of a minute, surely me craic aint that bad!

SInce when did Twitter start recommending who I should Unfollow? very weird

Once in a blue moon a normal guy does something amazing today @mikegarry is that person http://t.co/C2sGeSex

On the 22 towards Newburn, driver must be on promise, he's jumped 2 red lights so far #sheeeeiiittt!!

rather than everyone cryptically talking about an ex teammate of Speeds, why not just tell me who it is?

#NUFCStatues @Gillespie_Keith placing a winning bet

All schoolkids should be barred from using Metro

Kevin Phillips:"the fans would be happy with 4th bottom but winning the two derby games" <- oh well, 4th bottom still possible #brightside