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Player signs for #nufcPlayer scores goalsPlayer gets linked with #mufc moveThe circle of football journalism continues

Yup, @themichaelowen throws a punch exactly as I imagined he would#pisspoor #paperbag #Nufc #scfc #motd

Before I shuffle off this mortal coil I want to know the truth about Xisco #Nufc

So if they can't get the AGM going what happens again?

“@TheKingswoodAFC: Devastated to say that reserve team player/manager Mike Rodman collapsed and died on the pitch today!RIP

“@RodneyMarsh10: I guarantee #QPR will get through to the next round!”How's that going again Rodders?

Amazing how many #Nufc fans shouting "Innocent til proven guilty". They're right but small memories, #shesaidNoTitus anyone?

Mind no wonder Michael Chopra is skint if he's been purposefully backing losers#mugsGame

Tell you what....I bastard love The Transporter films

I assume if anyone has a problem with a @NilePowerRanger tweet he'll be offering to meet them in D wing canteen from now on?

#Toulouse website confirms Sissoko joins us, #Nufc site confirms "onesies are on special offer"

Last night I made Chorizo, egg & chips after seeing @tt9m photo from Barcelona. Top scran, went down well with @ellietog

I'm gonna bet #BBCnews don't go back to Pat Nevin in an hours time. Made them look stupid

My last RT is the ball boy from tonight. I've not seen incident but quick scan of timeline shows he's more irritating than a hazard!

Dear #SanLorenzo, fuck you, love #Nufc

#BBCNews there just cut to a black screen with words "Insert A Levels Graphic" for 30secs

#QualityControl

#bbc

“@antpayne77: Mapou, mapou, mapou is on fire!”Bad curry?

"@simplesima: Jesus Christ I think Graham Carr is actually #Teampervert"Maybe he's getting Alan to help him?

Yanga-Mbiwa, voulez vous couchez avec Newcastle. Qu'ellé héur a til mon cherie por favór #Nufc !!!!!!!!#gerrin! #Nufc

Oh shit! Rozzers must have caught up with @stfccrazies #badTimes#detention

Montpelliers president doesn't care what comes out of his mouth....or in it for that matter!http://t.co/BKAflrKb

“@theberrypub: @AreetDafty you drink pints of water”At least he won't drink the profits!

“@STFCCRAZIES: @MrDDyer u seen football factory fella???”You couldn't make it up

WEATHER DIRUPTION #BbcNews

“@juniorturner84: @tone_69 pressure on pardew....really ?? Last night in aspers http://t.co/923XW9hi”FAIL