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Wor lass thought saw @IAmChrisRamsey at Central Station today but realised it was woman with same hair#uglybird or #prettyBoy ?

Come on folks, hit me with some must have Apps for the iPad!

Bianca Gascoigne on Come Dine With Me, is there a more reprehensible tart on this planet? I think not

“@siamneil: "@Rilczyszyn: La armed bank robbers caught in traffic live NBC”I notice @Iwantcurlyhair2 hasn't tweeted for a bit!

"@BigAls09: Jesus just woke up!!!!!!"Eh? Thought that was Easter?

“@Iwantcurlyhair2: Channel 4... Ferris Bueller's Day Off... You're welcome.”Oh noes! I need bed but....Must....save...Ferris

“@davidpick1987: @ian_nufc Emmerdale is much more acceptable...although I don't like your tone regards Corrie...”Soap FIGHT!

Speed cam between Quorum & 4 Lane Ends, Spine Rd

#Cheaters on #Really now, woman about to find her blokes been cheating with another man!

#PeopleWhoNeedAGoodHiding

Almost everyone I work with

They should make a Geordie #Cheaters"they share an intimate embrace before he departs""he fingaz 'er then fucks off"

Claire Balding looks like someone poured a bag of lumpy custard into a rolled up duvet

“@Attractivefactz: People with a high IQ tend to talk to themselves more.”See? I told me so

“@SteClayton: @MackemLogic haahhahaha! #NUFC #SAFC http://t.co/IOPrRRLM”A genuine classic

There are a number of girls in North London called Lanesra#fuckwits#afc

Meh! We never do well against {insert Premiership team}#Nufc

“@NUFCThreatLevel: @pjwhitfield *Finger guns* ..Take my poll.”I don't know what rumours you've heard but not on a 1st date!

“@kayleighk7: #OneOfMyFavoriteMovies Dirty Dancing”UNFOLLOW!!!!!

“@EntirelySAFC: Sunderland 18th in League, when you look at our team on paper, is utterly mind blowing. #SAFC”but you're shite on grass

Got cricket on in office, interesting to hear a trumpeter in background playing Blaydon Races #GanOnSon

“@NorthernJam: Gonna treat myself to an eyepad mini, I deserve one. Just decided.”If you've got a small sore eye then they're ideal

“@weldy1980: Were gonna win”Fucccccck aaalll

This is the weirdest bus route ever, think i've seen 97.3% of Killingworth. Expect him to go thru McD's drive thru next

"@ajhmurray Lovely show in Tewkesbury tonight. Now scuttling back to Brum."good job you didnt get those two words mixed up!

Dear #Cfc fans, come back with your protests when you get Joe Kinnear as manager.#Nufc