peasepud

If you're in Spine Rd give me a toot. I'm the Mondeo that's sliding wildly!

Well that was meant as a DM. Please don't abuse me on my works email!

#UnlikelyRoyalBabyNames

Shola

My last RT.Seriously? @NilePowerRanger is a #hero?Give ya fucking head a shake man

“@rammlet: Only a cheeky 7-0 victory will see us rise up the table tonight #baltic #fucked #shite”A tenner on 8 nowt it is then

"Hoody/Replica shirt bellends. @kimbertoon http://t.co/pB5qU5sB"fook me lads, you're doon sooth, its purely tropical man you poofs

Im 43 years, 39 days old & never seen #nufc win trophy. Seen 3 FA Cup final defeats & 3 relegations. #afc fan? Easy life

“@BowburnFC: Pitch Inspection 9am tommorrow”I misread that as "invasion"#organised

Ohoh @kimbertoon don't work it with @dannysimpson next thing you know his Fatha will pop a horses head in your bed#gangsta

There's 1 kid with hair that's a combination of Lego fringe, Weller sideburns & Billie Ray Cirus mullet

Orange are taking the piss somewhat

Well thank you Mr Aviva Buses, times changed & I didn't know...walked 6 stops just to keep warm

#NonceTVShows

8 out of 10 Nonces

“@TooN_Ya7yA: الجميل عودة الكابيتانو بعد الإيقاف واكتمال العمود الفقري تقريبا " كرول - كولو - تيوتي - با " . #nufc #arabtoonarmy”#exactly

thats right yeah....sack Pardew...no doubt Mourinho will be here like a shot....or Kinnear.#fucknuts#nufc

Someone needs to wave a spirit level in front of Brian McDermotthttp://t.co/FADKdOMl

Wtf was that by Mignolet?#safc#ftm

Could @NilePowerRanger be about to prove me wrong?I really hope so

“@CaulkinTheTimes: @WeAreTheMags no, a lunatic who wants me to drink a pint of him has spoken. That's different. ;-)”#shockedFace!

“@PlumsOfDoom: Mmmm cum and coffee. Snack of champions!”Seriously? #shockedFace

4 places behind #NufcGetting beat at home by #mfcLost 1-0 to #hufc #safc now 4th club in North East?

“@MattBroderick_: Look at the New York sky. No words can describe this http://t.co/SjQ3QZcR”Stormy?Cloudy?Drizzly?All descriptive

lost as to why this latest coffin thing is "embarassing" why? whos embarassed? who cares? not me

“@maxwell787: I don't think I will get the grass cut today”I'd pencil in April

If you're ever in need of a face that needs punching, tune into Millshake on Ch5 and see Derek.