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#ThingsWithABetterRecordInEuropeThanSAFC Eyjafjallajökull volcano

#Toulouse website confirms Sissoko joins us, #Nufc site confirms "onesies are on special offer"

#UnlikelyRoyalBabyNames

Shola

#WengerOut #Nufc #afc

#whatis31 the price of a 3 bed semi last time #safc did double over #Nufc

#WhoQPRwillbidfornext Santiago Muñez

#WorstThingsInFootball Goal Music

#YoureAKeeperIf you wear gloves and don't advance further than 18 yards up the pitch

....and the DNA results show.......you're a tool. http://t.co/C3kRYUE6P9

....how much resentment could be caused when Mary the kit washer loses life changing amount because a 50k week player didn't bother

...2:15 hunt out KFC in Barnsley...get lost...back on M1 at 3.30...more traffic. Now currently sat in tailback on M1 93mile to go

...I'm sat with feet in my bag to stop the draught! #crosscountry http://t.co/sBZtFcXS

...it was hell on earth to anyone not used to it...for the rest of us it was our own little heaven...God I miss those days!

...turns out its not! http://t.co/EyKSPNGi

...what do I find on bank statement? Been billing me monthly for it....total robbing useless #Orange bastards

"@ajhmurray Lovely show in Tewkesbury tonight. Now scuttling back to Brum."good job you didnt get those two words mixed up!

"@BigAls09: Jesus just woke up!!!!!!"Eh? Thought that was Easter?

"@DiggersUK In Eldon Square watching loads of smug Geordies walking through... #footballwankers #FTM" Did The Bridges shut early like? #smb

"@jamieOliver You'll be munching out of the window box for years to come" Dorty filthy bastard!

"@mickygray33: Anyone know good masseur??? " isn't that Titus's chatup line? #shesaidnoTitus

"@nufcfans who thinks Alan Shearer was a good goalscorer discuss...." <- moat pointless discussion ever award 2011

"@nufcfans: we're twitter, on a bigger scale." FUCKING HELL MAN

"@OfficialLFC FULL TIME: LFC keep the race for 7th alive going into the last game of the season! #COYR" < always look on the bright side eh

"@simplesima: Jesus Christ I think Graham Carr is actually #Teampervert"Maybe he's getting Alan to help him?

"@Teknofish #FTM Obsessed? Every man should have a hobbie. Esp a rewarding one. #smilingonasunday" its HOBBY thick cunt #smb