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Who will blink first? @ De Vere Slaley Hall http://t.co/m2fU4GGe

Why not just give Parker MOTM champers now so it's chilled for HT? #Nufc #thfc

Why when showing a pic of you & your son in Toon tops do you feel the need to mention two of Geordie bastard Shore?

without peeking, can anyone name me the chairman of #NUST?

Wolverine wondered why his Lonely Hearts ad failed.."@MackemLogic: WTF???? #MackemLogic #SAFC #FTM #NUFC http://t.co/w4nB1bBf”

women of Sunderland, bad news. He's coming home early.On the plus side, they didn't get beat so neither should you

Wor lass hasn't got up yet, not sure how to break the news of Whitneys death to her.. #whyGodwhyyyyy????

Wor lass thought saw @IAmChrisRamsey at Central Station today but realised it was woman with same hair#uglybird or #prettyBoy ?

Wow Jimmy Carr has just beaten Sylar from Heroes in the tennis #London2012

Wow! 6am isn't this a Great time to be up & about

Wtf was that by Mignolet?#safc#ftm

Yanga-Mbiwa, voulez vous couchez avec Newcastle. Qu'ellé héur a til mon cherie por favór #Nufc !!!!!!!!#gerrin! #Nufc

Yeah thanks @kraftfoods for box of Chocolate Orange Segsations with zero Popping Candy ones! #badcraic http://t.co/gPCVtYj8

You can show possession stats all you like. The points go on goals not passes

You can't get any more continental Geordie than toasted stottie with Brie http://t.co/QEZOudxTKf

You might like this, stuck in Sunderland this afternoon http://t.co/w2tWvpK4

Yup, @themichaelowen throws a punch exactly as I imagined he would#pisspoor #paperbag #Nufc #scfc #motd