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“@BenArfaChance: So Ba isn't leaving........ahhhhhhh, the joys of twitter #bullshitrumoursahoy”you were happy to spread it earlier #cock

“@Betfred: RT & name athletes, use #FreeBetfred - 5 randm correct win £20 #FreeBet TODAY @ 16:00 http://t.co/Gz1bPIEw”Bolt & Mo Farah

“@BigAls09: @pjwhitfield @NeilTheGeordie He (Ashley) listened to PK for Kinnear,” I assume PK stands for Peter Kay? Comedy appointment

“@BigAls09: Free wifi in hotel ding dong”What a strange name for a hotel

“@bigspence2: @NUFC_Lamby hope he snaps his colored les” <- such prose & grasp of Queens English #smb #safc #Nufc

“@billy_whizzer: Defoe in witherspoon in walton deal signed hes playing pool rhen playing for liverpool” nope didn't get any of that

“@billy_whizzer: Fernando torres got a teeshirt on under is top next time he scores queens looking good for 100” IT'S ALL IN THE DELIVERY

“@billy_whizzer: Harry rednapp forwards for tonite haddie bonder whore and louhee say rar ha ha” Are yee on glue?

“@billy_whizzer: Just seen the anfield cat going in to new look in r towny buying a fur coat” COMEDY GOLD

“@billy_whizzer: Manchini says to tevez i never treated u like a dog hers your dinner the bowls on the floor with water in” HAHAHAHA THUD

“@billy_whizzer: My prediction today easy win for liverpool”Yayy! I've missed your combination of illiteracy and blind stupidity!

“@BlaydonRaces150: Free Entry, Free Pint, Free Stottie on #9thJoon at @newcastledogs see http://t.co/18jeWSfb #JoonArmy” #reclaimthestottie

“@BlaydonRaces150: Just been followed by @BrendanHealy4 Got to be happy with that!” first 3 were funnier, sequels always lose it

“@BLUE_VIGO: SHUT UP CHILES YOU FAT FUCKING FLUTE.”This tweet alone deserves a follow

“@BowburnFC: Pitch Inspection 9am tommorrow”I misread that as "invasion"#organised

“@BU5HY30: Come on stoke” 3 words that should never be uttered

“@CaulkinTheTimes: @WeAreTheMags no, a lunatic who wants me to drink a pint of him has spoken. That's different. ;-)”#shockedFace!

“@CharlesRichmond: The Gang http://t.co/LHk8s2XS” @stevewraith is wearing less eyeliner than usual

“@Charlie26Adam: Goal of the season without doubt” hadaway n shite man, at least 3 goals better in last 2 months

“@Chris_Hewitson: @tt9m I actually used the phrase "whopper", in real life today, it felt good...” <- fries with your whopper sir?

“@CHRISDJMOYLES: Playing @jessiej & the full set from Hackney on Radio 1 right now.”Time to switch to Radio2 I think

“@Claire_NUFC: @dannysimpson go home??”Racialist!

“@CoffeeDaft: @pjwhitfield marriage ;p”Nah! More fun than that!!!

“@cognoscentinovo: @MarcSDuffy @The_Paris_Angel @delscottio cling ons have smaller noses” my arse clingons better not have noses!

“@cognoscentinovo: @pjwhitfield @tt9m @sirdanwilson "I am win"?! You are lose.” well me Ma says I'm win so ner ner razzzz