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Fucking hell you sit down to tea & stick Come Dine with Me on only to find Gina bastard Yasheres face staring back

Peter O'Toole scanned Gooseberry fool @rickygervais

“@ConnorWickham10: Here he is! Help me find him pls tweeps x http://t.co/QnaVFm78” help #FindLOUIS Darras Hall area

“@robynbrennan: @pjwhitfield bottle of JD”That's your answer to everything!

“@Iwantcurlyhair2: San Lorenzo based in Boedo district. 1 square mile & 46,324 people. I think we could have them.” http://t.co/DDMjOya8

Using the @Iwantcurlyhair2 principle of product boycott I shall no longer Shop in Istanbul...take that @istshopfest

At this very moment in South London @Joey7Barton is smashing a Telly up #towie #textsanta #killmenow

#dear14yearoldself it's a lie, I can still see perfectly fine! #dear14yroldself

Tbf if I was a #Wafc fan I wouldn't want even more #Nufc fans coming to town & turning the girls heads

Any #Kilmarnock fans out there got any interesting stories about ex keeper Alan McCulloch for his work retirement? #killie #killiefc

I saw Colo in Tesco yesterday buying 10 bottles of Dulcolax#nufc #justSaying

Well this one has me stumped. #nufc #safc #4pics http://t.co/mofnbFPC26

Presents packed around tree, batteries in the noisy stuff we've even had a couple of hours sitting watching Telly #organised #worlassnotme

Quick #Nufc quiz. Came in on free, short, fast winger. Played couple of games at most & scored 1 goal. Was released 2 or 3 seasons ago?

“#nufc AP: I wish to apologise to anyone who misinterpreted comments I made about our fans travelling to #wafc" We however, say fuck you

Sigurdson's signed for Spurs? Never quite sure how a club can buy players when managerless? #thfc #Nufc

"On the Wright Show today...should blokes sit down to pee?"And they say TV is dumbing down

Can't believe how naive some of #Nufc tag are. Feeling sorry for Colo? Bollocks he's screwing us over

“@MongWatch: Norwich Chaos Crew' top boy!? http://t.co/khMSVEldJX”Did he spell 'We' wrong? looks like Wee

Apologies all Pancrate/Pancake appears to be the concensus. Forgot to put in original tweet that I didn't know answer!!!

“@billy_whizzer: Fernando torres got a teeshirt on under is top next time he scores queens looking good for 100” IT'S ALL IN THE DELIVERY

#ThingsThatUpsetMackems Metros

Oh dear, #NASA geeks dancing to http://t.co/dhk3dne5 on #bbc news

Hmmm @NUFCThreatLevel have you ever thought of running a competition? Could be an idea #justSayingLike

“@MrBrowz: @pjwhitfield there you go bud merry Christmas http://t.co/GJfdN61B” you sir, are a scholar & a gent