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That was what I meant to do #fat-fingered-fuck-that-I-am

I'm sure I've said this before but how come I find out Sinitta from Corrie has cracking chebs by watching CBeebies!

“@SamLightle: @pjwhitfield OMG you can read?....Have you got a GCSE in English? And Maths?..." and Geography, I've been to Milan

#pardywithmarty #Nufc #safc

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“@the_dilsh: Season 10 of friends Is so good!!!”Aaaaand Unfollowed...

Good to hear our "boys" got out of Norwich ok, @CHAOSCREW_NCFC Look pwopa nawty. #nufc

“@harwoodinho79: @pjwhitfield change the double e to double o.” now THATS the channel to watch!

Am I the only person uncomfortable with Kate Moss advertising Dior Addict? #justsayYestoDrugs

“@RealKendric: #HonestyHour I like when you text me first.”@whopperbot #whopperpatrol

Dear #lfc, Brendan Rodgers is an idiot, That is all.Regards,#Nufc

I seem to remember "too good to go down" being a much used statement 4 years ago too

“@cognoscentinovo: Just found £7,000 under the sofa, forgot I had that.” should stick that in your Swiss account

Any minute now I expect @S123AMK to tell @TaylorR1984 about the 9-1 game #Nufc #safc

An I overly sensitive in thinking its bad craic people asking G Barlow to send tweets for their kids birthdays?

#WhoQPRwillbidfornext Santiago Muñez

same as if we were sitting 4th bottom and currently winning 4 nowt, this result means nowt, its a blip on the season

Remy Remy give us your answer doWe're half crazy at thought of signing you Come & do some damageJust like Peter Ramage#nufc

Well over 200 people packed into the Crem yesterday for dads funeral. I hope I'm half as popular when I go

“@Charlie26Adam: Goal of the season without doubt” hadaway n shite man, at least 3 goals better in last 2 months

I'm actually quite disappointed AC hasn't come home #Nufc

“@piersmorgan: I pay full price for 4 season tickets”Are you tweeting from the game then?

It appears my son now refuses to eat toast or bread unless it has Marmite on.....minger

Aberdeen Angus sirloin, jacket spud, onion rings, sugar snaps & Stilton mushroom sauce courtesy of @ellietog http://t.co/xnmQXFet

Miss Rabbit is a role model for us all. A single parent with a dozen jobs to make ends meet, no benefit culture

That last RT man, how can a 12 year old say they're against modern football?