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“@rickmeisterNUFC: ...tomorrow, come along to the Gate and watch fencing demo, 12-3 You can take part too!”@tt9m seen this?

“@ritchiemarshall: Stunning view from Ben Lomond #baggedamunro http://t.co/xbZ0KwYN”How did you get the yacht up there?

“@Robatkinsonnufc: @steph_NUFC I call everyone duck lol. It's a local thing.”Oh dear that sounds #stoke

“@Robatkinsonnufc: Actually I take that back. They're not great.”You're getting blocked in a minute kidda!

“@Robatkinsonnufc: My god there are some right dickheads in this town” are you in Stoke?

“@robertflorence: Folks, stay out of Buchanan Street today - it's being haunted by a wraith.”@stevewraith what you upto now?

“@robittw: Newcastle United signing Mapou Yanga Mbiawa the morow from Montpellier #nufc” Favourited this to test out another #itk

“@robynbrennan: @pjwhitfield bottle of JD”That's your answer to everything!

“@RodneyMarsh10: I guarantee #QPR will get through to the next round!”How's that going again Rodders?

“@RolandoAarons11: well done lads now to the semis top of the Milk Cup!!! #Nufc18s”semi skimmed top of milk cup? #getcoat #Nufc

“@SAFCMartyn97: ...Sad sad geordies challenging for Europe & yet still obsess with #SAFC” <- you can literally taste the bitterness

“@sageuk: Before #RTI begins you'll need to tackle #Payroll Year End”ahhhh #RTI my fave subject!#sad @PaddyJGraham

“@SamLightle: @pjwhitfield OMG you can read?....Have you got a GCSE in English? And Maths?..." and Geography, I've been to Milan

“@SamLightle: LOL at the Mags #FTM” yup, LOL at their 10 point lead & European spot #SMB

“@Sammy_Ameobi: Lol at the drinks menu http://t.co/dRVBlRbW”I'll have the 3rd one on Sunday

“@Sammy_Ameobi: Respectfully pledge allegiance to the swag #weddingcrashers #dish http://t.co/Q0QYPK9X” Wor Sammy scrubs up well! #Nufc

“@ScottDocherty_: If sunderland get adam johnson on loan or sign him, we will win league”That's cheered me right up! #FTM

“@ScottFenwick13: Does anyone else think Phil Thomsons is a scouse prick!”Even his missus says he is

“@sd_sar: BBC News - Swansea's Angel Rangel helps homeless in the city http://t.co/HDkj9VjB”And we have @NilePowerRanger

“@secretGeek: The first rule of BASIC club: you don't talk about BASIC club. The second rule of BASIC club: goto the first rule.” geektastic

“@shaimoss: Just put 20 quid @ 5-1 on my new cockerny friends to beat the inbreds - cumon the Arse !” oooooh I say!

“@SharkClubUK: We're showing 2day's Toon match.... Literally closest you can get to St James' Park” have they closed Shearers like?

“@siamneil: "@Rilczyszyn: La armed bank robbers caught in traffic live NBC”I notice @Iwantcurlyhair2 hasn't tweeted for a bit!

“@simonbirdmirror: I love you all.” ...yer me beshtest mate you are hic

“@SimonPryde: "He's more like Leon Best. #totalsport” Well now I'm on a downer