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#5wordreview guess which 5mins I missed!

“@NeilTheGeordie: I lied. Harry Roberts was never my friend. Sorry for any offence #thecorner” <- whys the Corner full of liars? #scoreboard

Ode to @taylorr1984 to the tune of Lip up Fatty #pipedownsillybolloxPipe down silly bollox,ah pipe down (cont) http://t.co/wD7JUUxg

Keeping the nuts safe from squirrels when he's asleep #ToughtHimWell http://t.co/hIvbIq4Q

“@CHRISDJMOYLES: Playing @jessiej & the full set from Hackney on Radio 1 right now.”Time to switch to Radio2 I think

Not liking the sound of the @TaylorR1984 injury, Pardew wasn't very confident

Wolverine wondered why his Lonely Hearts ad failed.."@MackemLogic: WTF???? #MackemLogic #SAFC #FTM #NUFC http://t.co/w4nB1bBf”

Tony Pulis "that's all the top teams come here this season and not won" ahem Tony....

If #qpr did snatch Remy then could we sing "we paid his fare..." #FahkinLiberty #Nufc

“@tt9m: Sick of bastard work actually making me work. Cack.” there's some reet bastards about aren't there!

Parents & Facebook should never meet. @ellietog posted her nan died. My fathers response? "sorry to hear of your loss LOL" Mong

“@PayasoDeMierda: Just heard the official Olympic song by Muse. It's fucking shit”#HardcoreReviews

“@MarcSDuffy: Deadline day. The day when we try to sell players and pretend to try to sign players.”Oooooh cynical...but true

Playing at #SJP after Loftus Rd will be like Jim Bowen wheeling out speedboat#LookWhatYouCouldHaveWon http://t.co/3R4NKCkG

“@FloridaTopMakem: have #safc signed anyone yet? its 25th january; what are they doing?” fear not Heskey is on way #Nufc

God I fucking hate those cunts #unwashed

laughing at the 'fools' taken in by clearly fake @SeppBlatter post about hospitality. checked the account, it's real! #remarkable

“@gm_stone: St James Metro car park #toonflood http://t.co/iH4URHXV”No it's not, that's Walkergate

Tee box on the 6th, Slaley Hall http://t.co/fhi9BkSy

So was Remy one of Those that Carr has been tracking for years?

Hoooo @IanRobGill where's me #nooyork pics? Just watching this place http://t.co/DphV1FIjNP on Food Network, get down there!

Errrrm isn't that the wrong Prince? http://t.co/qGIDWNcN

“@dcb72: I do think Pardew is going to have to give Xisco and Ranger a chance.”Couple of injuries & Dekka will be in line for debut

#safc fans: don't bin that "Wembley tour" banner, you can use it in next years 3rd round replay

That were a pwopa Bo derby that .....