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“@Sophie_Doughty: ...1 of young athletes who lighted cauldron”Has @lee_ryder been teaching you English?

“@Sophie_Doughty: Worlds biggest rat just ran past me. Was size of a dog” you sure it wasn't a dog?

“@StanCollymore: Taking extended twitter break.See you soon.”See ya...wouldn't wanna be ya

“@statsnufc: @kimbertoon Remind yourself i do this voluntarily....”You're tweeting, not tending the sick

“@SteClayton: @MackemLogic haahhahaha! #NUFC #SAFC http://t.co/IOPrRRLM”A genuine classic

“@steph_NUFC: @pjwhitfield that's fab!!! ” Thank you very much ahaaa you've been a lovely audience

“@StephNUFC: Non-playing staff? So does that include Pardew, Stone and Carver?”And Shola

“@StephNUFC: This has to be the saddest football thread of all time http://t.co/7lFzKmSv” check archive there's dozens like that #SMBs

“@stevewraith: @pjwhitfield @peterramage83 he said the same mate” and so he should, tis only right

“@stevewraith: @pjwhitfield the 10 pints will also help” if nowt else it helps you forget the flu

“@STFCCRAZIES: @MrDDyer u seen football factory fella???”You couldn't make it up

“@Stoopish: RT @pjwhitfield: Fuck off & boil an egg Delia #Nufc <-- blub”

“@syrett23: Whos this wanker on capital like?”You'll have to narrow it down, there's a lot to choose from!

“@tfBettsy1892: @micknufc @pjwhitfield Iraqi, muslamic cereal.” is that the stuff made by Hal & Al?

“@tfBettsy1892: @pjwhitfield oh no! Not the muslamic ray guns?? Shit!!”Nobody is safe now they've got Muslamic Ray guns!

“@tfeditor1892: Rushing back players rather than signing new ones to strengthen the squad? http://t.co/lv3lD0c7 #NUFC”Like 2 new signings

“@the_dilsh: “@TobinKnowsBest: @the_dilsh Is Remy a mug for choosing qpr?”Time will tell!!”Correct answer was YES Rob

“@the_dilsh: Season 10 of friends Is so good!!!”Aaaaand Unfollowed...

“@the_dilsh: Your a smelly pirate hooker!!” thank Christ, Ron Burgundy. I thought you were off ya tits!

“@theberrypub: @AreetDafty you drink pints of water”At least he won't drink the profits!

“@thebroonkegs: Right iPad wanker http://t.co/SIOgduFM3f”I believe he may be a cleaner at my work! Stand upwind of him and you'll know

“@TheKingswoodAFC: Devastated to say that reserve team player/manager Mike Rodman collapsed and died on the pitch today!RIP

“@themichaelowen: By the way, Steven Taylor's gear?” <- still better than your "craic"

“@themichaelowen: Super Sunday - can't wait! ....lunch and then it's the sofa all afternoon.” 1 day merges into another eh?

“@therealrobbo: @pjwhitfield works for me...I do have her something though.” DOUBLE WHAMMY! top bombing!