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“@lee_ryder: @LukeEdwardsTele I didn't knock any story. I did my job. #nufcFirst time for everything there Lee.

Two mothers sitting nattering in the ball pool fail to notice their 2 y/o daughters wander off into restaurant #softplay #mongs

It's amazing how many football agents have nowt better to do today than tweet

“@the_dilsh: “@TobinKnowsBest: @the_dilsh Is Remy a mug for choosing qpr?”Time will tell!!”Correct answer was YES Rob

I'm playing FishWithAttitude on my iPhone - Everyone should check it out! AppStore: http://t.co/k0lkRY1ffp

seems like the idea to book the Irish Club and Paul Merson for an hour is a goer. #onthecase #nufc #1hoursolidabuse

If we sell anyone now then be assured the sale will have been arranged days ago #Nufc

Random Destinys Child comment #Nufc

“@thebroonkegs: Right iPad wanker http://t.co/SIOgduFM3f”I believe he may be a cleaner at my work! Stand upwind of him and you'll know

Is @themichaelowen still available?#gettingdesperate

Things you don't hear: but Blockbusters can't go bust, that's a sound business model

While another (& I shit yee not here) has shouted at her 1 year old girl who is called...wait for it....Tyson

“@ajhmurray: Stoke Regent complete with UFO ceiling. Thank you!! http://t.co/KoM9ge99i7”Bloke next to blonde in blue...how smalls his head?

Tell you what this @BurnsieBen @cwarr07 @nufcinsider & all the other bollocks #itk lot can piss right off

“@NUFCThreatLevel: I'm off out. Clear the Coast Road..” you heading for Billy Mill Roundabout like?

Id love to see Noel Gallaghers face if #Nufc stop #mcfc getting title #professionalMancCunt

Doesn't a name tattoo'd on back of neck mean you enjoy bum sex with that person?Worried for lass in Tesco with "Grandad"

Cheetara from Thundercats is in Cramlington McDonalds...wearing leggings and Uggs http://t.co/Mjd2MFqz

anyone that says "theres nothing worse than..." has clearly never had a football in the plums.

#CurlysAsOldAs Colins transfer news

“@billy_whizzer: Just seen the anfield cat going in to new look in r towny buying a fur coat” COMEDY GOLD

Can't believe they put Green Street on at 10pm on a school night, poor @CHAOSCREW_NCFC are missing it

The sensible protest tomorrow is to simply leave at full time. The thought of a lap of 'honour' after this season is sickening

One in one out.... http://t.co/uUUN5jQN

Seriously man, there must be safer pastimes than commuting via Victoria. How about blindfold fencing? Or naked BBQ?