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“@therealrobbo: As a Dad this saddens me #RIPMCA - http://t.co/kAbu5xE9” agreed, so sad

“@therealrobbo: Up 1 hour and some conundrums solved. #racing” living the dream kidda

“@TheSunNewspaper: Have a look at our new TV ad and let us know what you think.”It's shit

“@ThisDave: Can I come round to yours for Christmas? I won't eat loads.”You'd eat us out of house & home

“@timlovejoy: #SFTW on 10-11:30..... #xfm on 12-3pm. I'm gonna be tired tonight.” <- heart bleeds kidda, that's like a 4.5hour shift

“@Tom_Mullen: Find out more about Mike Ashley's diet - which has seen him lose more than 3 stone. #nufc” NSFCB!

“@tomkelk: Just found out I've got £7.50 of unspent #Tesco vouchers! #win”It doesn't get much better than this!

“@tommackings: @AlexWyatt2 the rock would have had owt on me would have give him a proper 5 knuckle shuffle”Wank off a wrestler?

“@tommackings: for my 150th tweet ad just like to give a big FUCK U too all the mags out their #FTM”2 x 2 letter spelling mistakes #Mong

“@Tony_Jeffries: 2013 is first year since 1987 to have all different numbers!”& 0,1,2,3 is in your counting range, result! #smb

“@Tony_Jeffries: Haha #FTM http://t.co/RuYD1mTf” bad move Tone, letting waiters know you're likely to do runner. #SMB #nufc

“@Tony_Jeffries: Jesmond tonight” why don't you wear your #FTM t-shirt?

“@Tony_Jeffries: My mrs has the same name as my older sister..” <- not sure where to start here like! #SMB #filthymakem

“@Tony_Jeffries: Thank you BA you twat!”You needed a helping hand. Couldn't score all day long on your own#SMB #ftm

“@Tony_Jeffries: What a great result, just made my day......Sunderland 1 - Man City 0 #SAFC #FTM” good to see you happy Glasshands

“@TooN_Ya7yA: الجميل عودة الكابيتانو بعد الإيقاف واكتمال العمود الفقري تقريبا " كرول - كولو - تيوتي - با " . #nufc #arabtoonarmy”#exactly

“@Toonsimone: How old is too old to go to a festival ??!? ????”You are

“@toontastic: Got to admit, score, the freebie app of the day is pretty damn good” I'm addicted

“@ToonTeg: @pjwhitfield jesus!” Bless you my child

“@tt9m: @pjwhitfield @2NarMe Washing up is my therapy.”Peeling spuds is mine

“@tt9m: @SholasHats AS IN THEIR ENGINE ROOM YOU PERVERT.”Everything's going through her engine room???!?!? #filth

“@tt9m: NiCe face. LOL. RT @Winny_FTM: Still loling @ #nufc” is he having a dump?

“@tt9m: Sick of bastard work actually making me work. Cack.” there's some reet bastards about aren't there!

“@ttnineme: How is manager of the year decided?" this year is based on proximity to 'Arrys 'ouse

“@UkSportsTvGuide: Great classic prize for United fans. Win Signed Gordon Strachan Shirt...”A Strachan signed #nufc shirt? Why?