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Wow Jimmy Carr has just beaten Sylar from Heroes in the tennis #London2012

Lille want what their player is worth?The absolute bastards!!! That's not fair we want to buy him for less!!!#Nufc

“@leazeslad: He probably stores it on his computer... Something sinister about it all I reckon.”Wrongun klaxon!!!!

“@statsnufc: @kimbertoon Remind yourself i do this voluntarily....”You're tweeting, not tending the sick

Dunno why @Joey7Barton has a problem with the Queen. She says it's Her Pleasure looking after his brother

Oh @PayasoDeMierda the arrow never lies! http://t.co/Q3E07dRC

#SunderlandOlympicEvents seat hoying (pink obviously)

The real reason I come here. Sweet Vermicelli (bowl 2 of ?) http://t.co/7Oemgp0V

Am I the only 1 that thinks this tweet to Tom Daley was insensitive but nothing more? Police investigating? Come on!

Heading to @firenzejesmond to pick ip carry oot. Make it a good un Jim

She's wasted toothpaste, took the plane to the vets then paid vet to open Pippins mouth & say "they're fine"

If I don't care how many people followed/unfollowed me then why would I give a shit for your stats?

“@HawxXx: @pjwhitfield plus I've been working here for 2 years ...”You must stand out there then, working!

Roobarb time! #ch5

“@Sophie_Doughty: ...1 of young athletes who lighted cauldron”Has @lee_ryder been teaching you English?

“@BigAls09: Free wifi in hotel ding dong”What a strange name for a hotel

“@tt9m: @SholasHats AS IN THEIR ENGINE ROOM YOU PERVERT.”Everything's going through her engine room???!?!? #filth

Well pissed off with lottery, this 100 uk millionaires. I'm sure it said National Lottery not Euro

So if the Opening Ceremony had been the work of Makems what would it have involved? #makemOC

If #Nufc hadn't employed Alan Smith & @themichaelowen we could have had an opening ceremony better than last nights!

When's Shola due on?

Bay City Rollers out in force

This twats wearing a holster!

So thanks to Gary (who's Epic!), Makems are now boycotting Money Supermarket along with Sugar Puffs & Virgins #Nufc #safc #SMB

Never have I had such a love/hate relationship with a player as I do with @Joey7Barton http://t.co/ZL5X87jg