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“@StephNUFC: Non-playing staff? So does that include Pardew, Stone and Carver?”And Shola

Dont Let me Phaal - Lenka #currysongs

Its unlikely I'd not vote Labour but Ed Miliband on this party political broadcast is doing his best to convince me otherwise!

“@GingerFTM: Heading to heatonpark for #thestoneroses Buzzin”You jammy bastardo!#enjoy

Tesco, give me a grands worth of shopping by Friday for free otherwise I'm going to go buy some elsewhere #SanLorenzoLogic

If ever a decision changed a game

....how much resentment could be caused when Mary the kit washer loses life changing amount because a 50k week player didn't bother

congratulations to @MrBrowz & @mrsbrowz for their latest addition (another mouth for those amazing looking sausage meat sarnies!)

“@the_dilsh: Your a smelly pirate hooker!!” thank Christ, Ron Burgundy. I thought you were off ya tits!

ignore @Albertschipshop & @Martin_ONeill12 they knaa Nowt. http://t.co/Zsoy990p the place to be #forumwars #Nufc

“@2NarMe: Well aye, kidda’. #nufc http://t.co/PrNxo34O”So the Dave, I've got tickets in makem end for the derby so nae colours

High tea in the Whitfield household #geetPosh http://t.co/QKrzVNy0

You can't get any more continental Geordie than toasted stottie with Brie http://t.co/QEZOudxTKf

Well I think it's time to lay ava of Mr Speed to rest, it's been emotional

So @tt9m quit twitter cos someone said he could be a bit irritating? Haway man ye big girls blouse pick your dummy up!

“@therealrobbo: As a Dad this saddens me #RIPMCA - http://t.co/kAbu5xE9” agreed, so sad

Comedy, politics & art education all in one from @OctoberJones: http://t.co/JKW7NE8q

I'm surprised at us, finish 16th but call fans that are celebrating 4th. We'd be dancing in the streets for weeks if it was #nufc

Breakfast/lunch http://t.co/VyAuCaGU

Any plumbers or canny handy persons out there? #Newcastle #Nufc

“@arrivanortheast: SERVICE UPDATE: all services running out of our Blythe depot are being taken off. ” Phew! At least Blyth still on!

“@davidpick1987: @geordiedentist as a coach, I bet he's infectious. What you thinking like? Heard anything of late?”As is the clap

Anyone looking to cheer their day up, get your ears around Black Grape Money Back Guaranteed. Pure class

#ff @TaylorandBesty a right couple of shites, just made me look a tit on the metro sniggering at their podcast

At @firenzejesmond with @ellietog and the little fella. Top notch scranning!