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Smoked salmon pesto tagliatelle http://t.co/lWzFeeMi

Black Bentley Continental, reg 75 BR just gone into #nufc training ground. No idea why I'm tweeting this, just sounds #itk

No Andy it doesn't mean it's in if it hits underside of bar

Sunday morning catch up on world news...Bottletop Bill has met a Dinosaur

George Osborne says we're all in this together before kicking an unemployed woman in a wheelchair

“@Tony_Jeffries: Jesmond tonight” why don't you wear your #FTM t-shirt?

“@marleyftm: Geordie cunts” Do you kiss your mum with that mouth? Bet you do...with tongues

“@BlaydonRaces150: Just been followed by @BrendanHealy4 Got to be happy with that!” first 3 were funnier, sequels always lose it

There can be no greater sight than a 2 year old shouting "chebs oot" at Holly Willoughbooby. Well done @ellietog

“@adammorland: Here comes the bride.... in McDonalds! http://t.co/HHoHBklz”Is she on her tod? #ohdear

“@2NarMe: #BestFootballPics http://t.co/Upv3VIG2”That's my good side!

Can we start a twitter campaign to get a Keegans burger hut back in Leazes Corner? #nufc

#ff @LeazesTerrace @NUFCThreatLevel @shiteseats possibly rozzahs thah so watch out icky boy

#ff @Leazeslad @2NarMe @ant_m @JordanStiva @WackyJnr1 @jameswalpole toontastic posse

There's an old woman shouting at her grandson in Soft Play, understandable really, he's got the gingerest hair ever!

Dear #mufc fans. I couldn't give a flying shit if we help you get the league, today is for #Nufc nobody else

“@geordiedentist Dr Pepper works a treat as well if you want to be really daring”What's the worst that could happen?

One day they're down the charity begging food...the next buying wedding rings in Elizabeth Duke #skint

some thick makem on BBC Newcastle ad "get stuck into them show we're better than the Maggys" @SimonPryde where do you find em?

I shit yee not #hatembomb drives a Golf!!! #nufc http://t.co/SdNprfN5

“@mark_brophy: I'll have 2 of pie & bottle deal at £12.60 rather than pie & drink deal at £12.90 thanks #nufc http://t.co/673ZCO24”Genius

Coupleah likely lads fiddling thah social #ff @GaryNE1 @ToonTeg @toonlowdown @jameswalpole @ritchiemarshall laaaaaaaaah

Demba, Demba, Dem DembasDemba, Demba, Dem DembasDemba, Demba, Dem DembasNow hear the word of Tiote#Nufc

King Prawn curry again! http://t.co/C6e1cTYe

"@Teknofish #FTM Obsessed? Every man should have a hobbie. Esp a rewarding one. #smilingonasunday" its HOBBY thick cunt #smb