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According to BT ad you can get a fibre optic connection in a remote field..yet I've not got one in Gosforth #priorities

Add a comma and it's a totally different statement! http://t.co/j30cK8DG

Ahhh the 6.30 to Kings Cross, only as far as Peterborough for me though.

Ahhhh that's better, I was Hank Marvin! http://t.co/oAC5wvSg

Alan Shearer, front page of Sun "why Gary?" maybe you should have directed the question to those same journalists Alan

All schoolkids should be barred from using Metro

Already looking forward to the next @slaleyhall stay.

Am I missing summat or has @Nigella_Lawson started cooking with Coke? https://t.co/jS0yr7wY

Am I the only 1 that thinks this tweet to Tom Daley was insensitive but nothing more? Police investigating? Come on!

Am I the only person uncomfortable with Kate Moss advertising Dior Addict? #justsayYestoDrugs

am i the only person who dislikes the Ronnie front page? makes us look like little club in my opinion #nufc

Amazing how many #Nufc fans shouting "Innocent til proven guilty". They're right but small memories, #shesaidNoTitus anyone?

An I overly sensitive in thinking its bad craic people asking G Barlow to send tweets for their kids birthdays?

And now JKs "deeper underground"

And now the full works, Balti, rice, bhaji http://t.co/feoUNJMZ

And this is how easy it appears for fake #itk to start rumours http://t.co/6dt0qYmT

Andy Carroll is fucking shitting bricks, he's going to do a Waddle

Aneesas In Sanddancer country http://t.co/OfcB9A2l

Another #nufc Fools and Horses based song #1trickpony We got a half price Yohan CabayeAnd a pair of Demba (cont) http://t.co/LfhuvFqP

Any #Kilmarnock fans out there got any interesting stories about ex keeper Alan McCulloch for his work retirement? #killie #killiefc

Any minute now I expect @S123AMK to tell @TaylorR1984 about the 9-1 game #Nufc #safc

Any plumbers or canny handy persons out there? #Newcastle #Nufc

Anyone got Leonardo Jardim's number?#nufc

Anyone help here? Who says "CBeebies bedtime story" after Night Garden? I think he used to be on Play School?

Anyone know if Tino is still in Newcastle?