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Anyone got Leonardo Jardim's number?#nufc

Love the way @tetley_teafolk run #freeteafriday & make it sound great. A years supply of tea, 8 cups day works out at £48 #bigprize

"@mickygray33: Anyone know good masseur??? " isn't that Titus's chatup line? #shesaidnoTitus

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind is fucking mental like man

THE @alancumming yes him from "The High Life" is in Newcastle. In Pizza Hut man kidda like #imOld

“@_RacheleV: He totes only let me over the road cos I've got the stems out and he fancied a stare, I don't mind at all.”None the wiser!

“@deano_nicholson: @dannysimpson12 worst player in NUFC history” clearly only been following #Nufc for about 2 year then

I'm clearly in an alternate universe, someone on #JeremyKyle said they were going to work! #itv2

Well the sickening events in #woolwich today will make the #edl march through Newcastle on Saturday a bit more high profile

And now the full works, Balti, rice, bhaji http://t.co/feoUNJMZ

This time next week me, @ellietog and the little fella will be at @SlaleyHall can't wait!

Surely in times of diabetic coma, twitter isn't the most effective cry for help?https://t.co/jJeYERxT

update from @2NarMe on his cancer. Read it then feel your own balls (I have & I'm on a train!)http://t.co/uaDru4sr

“@sd_sar: BBC News - Swansea's Angel Rangel helps homeless in the city http://t.co/HDkj9VjB”And we have @NilePowerRanger

We need to remember the two animals yesterday are no more representative of Islam as @EDLTrobinson is of Christianity #edl #fuckwits

I end 2011 lying next to one of the 2 people that makes everything in my life great @ellietog x

the #nufc shirt @WongaGillian is giving away was paid for by 1 person borrowing £395 for 10 days.

How to make friends & influence people - #LFC PR Dept #ThinnestSportsBooks

#ThingsThatHaveHappenedSinceMackemsWonNineOne 99.99999999% of those alive on earth at time have died

interesting to see how #brfc owners will deal with relegation. Smart money is on 1 less chicken leg in each bucket

We asked 100 Makems what was the greatest day of their life....Top answer: #Nufc being relegated#MakemFortunes

“@michaelveide: Be careful who you invite for volunteer work at hospital! http://t.co/eIrctF5m”There must be a caption comp there

“@NUFCThreatLevel: Christ. RT @RobHarris http://t.co/IS3SV0Hs”Any #spurs or #mufc fan buying one should be shot with shit

What's going on in town? Bother at the Monument? #edl

Ok so I can either have an iPhone 4s for £46 p/m or a 4 for 27. Is the s worth the difference? Anyone?