peasepud

Dear Alan Pardew, I'm 6ft 7, when should I turn up for training? #nufc

Dear Arsonists of Stevenage please have yourselves a quiet night in as this is outside my hotel window http://t.co/cRECRNjk

Dear Sir/Madam,I am writing to let you know about the meal my partner and I had at your Newcastle restaurant a (cont) http://t.co/zi8O69Gs

Death is the 1 thing we all know will happen. Maybe im off track but I can't therefore see what makes a mock funeral sick

Demba, Demba, Dem DembasDemba, Demba, Dem DembasDemba, Demba, Dem DembasNow hear the word of Tiote#Nufc

Desperate for sleep however George is awake & loudly singing the Hokey Cokey in the next room

Did Will I.Am invent dry cat food?

Doesn't a name tattoo'd on back of neck mean you enjoy bum sex with that person?Worried for lass in Tesco with "Grandad"

Don't know what the fuss is about, he's clearly innocent #lfc #Nufc http://t.co/bLTCHtHD

Dont Let me Phaal - Lenka #currysongs

Dunno why @Joey7Barton has a problem with the Queen. She says it's Her Pleasure looking after his brother

Eastern Airways, home of the worlds slowest check in....howay man woman man pet

Educating the bairn on 80s music. New Order, Orange Juice & now Lloyd Cole #absolute80s

Embarrassed again #FAcup #Nufc

Emmmm excuse me Mr Weather but any chance you could piss reet off? Off to Slaley for a few days

Emmmm here it is "@independent http://t.co/Hgy7iyDK" http://t.co/H8y5xmKy

Errrrm isn't that the wrong Prince? http://t.co/qGIDWNcN

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind is fucking mental like man

Every time I hear #muse official #Olympics2012 song it inspires me....to boot the bastard radio.

failing a medical is simply a formality for #Nufc if he's crocked we'll still buy him

Fair play to Gary Barlow there like

Fancy renting a flat in London? this is a bargain! http://t.co/cvu0Jrv7

First trip to Gym for 2 years.....nailed it!

From now on I'm unfollowing anyone doing that whole #twitter92 shite

From the activity at his house, I'm guessing talks are at advanced stage for Nobby to be next #hufc manager #Nufc #itkmelike