peasepud

I misread it and thought the #spoonieshateoutsidebecause tag was about a Radio 1 DJ being desperate for a crap

Gerroff!!! @ Banana Studios http://t.co/xxSW50yZ

“@ellietog: £20 photoshoot to the first confirmation for today at 3pm all pics on disk. Near Cluny.” good mothers day pressie lads!

Breakfast of champions! http://t.co/NSNCzNPN

Oh bollocks

“@therealrobbo: Up 1 hour and some conundrums solved. #racing” living the dream kidda

I've just fallen asleep sitting up, luckily I was woken by the scalding coffee I was holding pouring down my chest

RT "@PaulRobbins1969: andrew is a big fat cunt hope he drops down dead twat #eastenders" oh the irony

“@dcb72: holy fuck - didn't realise @GreggstheBakers were on twitter.WHERE ARE MY FREE STEAK BAKES?” and mine!

“@Robatkinsonnufc: My god there are some right dickheads in this town” are you in Stoke?

Tell you what, Mr T is on Channel 4 now he's really let himself go #suchashame

“@ToonTeg: @pjwhitfield jesus!” Bless you my child

“@CraigMid18: RIP #safc fan Darren Lark, who died suddenly after derby game on sunday” RIP

Who refused to #partywithmarty ?#theanswerisshola

Testes tweet

“@MJWsafc: @TheJimSmithEra @sniff91 Amongst people there yes. You can't even have a debate without resulting to calling us cunts.” CUNT

There must be some merit in seeing if we can get a load of fake lookalikes into the Micky Owen app

Oh great, I'm at Birmingham University station for the 6min journey to New St but there's some delay my main trains at 3:30 grrr

“@GeordieChris_F: The mackems were chucking coins? Bet they weren't euros. #nufc #safc” wahey!!!!!

Whey this train to Birmingham is a reet barrel of laughs

“@nigelsafc: @R0b_NUFC_Finlay shut the fuck up scum #safc” lolz

It appears the whole of Sunderland want to fight Tiote, not really fair is it? Do you wanna go get some more mates lads?

Anyone who ever ever slates Shola again should die a horrible death #Nufc

#iwouldconsiderlivinginsunderland if I was deported from Beirut

I'm at George Scotts gentlemans barbers...haircut time!!