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There are 4 parents sitting chatting in ball pool. #noroomforkids

“@2NarMe: Winners Breakfast. Would love to give this a shot. http://t.co/l5v4RTik” Michael Winner?

It also seems #thfc are looking to do us a favour too #Nufc #nice

“@ColinC4People: Take Part C4s UNDATEABLES Looking for love?”@NUFCFansUtd saw this & thought of you

Micky Flanagan on #channel4 now is hilarious

“@BBCSporf: FACT: 83% of the male population are currently spending the night in with @GaryLineker #MOTD”Other 17% are #Nufc fans

Mobile speed can Western Way? West Denton just before Morrisons #Newcastle #NEFollowers #teamgeordie @teamgeordie

Oh Smiths on, can this day get any worse?

Claire Balding should stick to horses, not a clue about people #boatrace

1 plus point of @dannysimpson shagging @officialtulisa, she'll probably want him to move to London soon

Sheeeeeeeiiit! http://t.co/hTABG51D

Did Will I.Am invent dry cat food?

“@Stoopish: RT @pjwhitfield: Fuck off & boil an egg Delia #Nufc <-- blub”

Good to see that @OfficialGlitter wasnt real, even better that it was done for a reason http://t.co/Xvcxvuuc

“@NeilTheGeordie: Its up. Woo hoo. Morning all ” FNAAR FNAAR HURRIP JIGGA AROOOOO

What kind of world is it where a man is reduced to drinking Raspberry & Euchinacea tea? Where's the Tetley like?

“@TheSunNewspaper: Have a look at our new TV ad and let us know what you think.”It's shit

“@mackemroyster: @gordythemag @MartinRaine @NufcAwayDays ..9-1”Ahhh the classic retort

Loving my latest Graze box, use my code RP87LVJT to get a free box http://t.co/E1o59IKy no obligation, you can cancel after the free box!

I mean come on, who gives a 2 year old one of these? http://t.co/DigcyIvS

“@ScottDocherty_: If sunderland get adam johnson on loan or sign him, we will win league”That's cheered me right up! #FTM

Sat in Aneesa's at Quayside, trouble is there's no food out yet! #clammin!!!

Is this Pedro Beardsleys brother on Jeremy Kyle ITV2+1?

The last time someone regretted a move this much, they were chained to a radiator! #Nufc #lfc #saveAndy http://t.co/kr4KRlAf

“@oldheatonian: @pjwhitfield the miracle being the other 137 channels”Alan Carr will be on 18 of them!