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“@Jack_Grizzly: I own 5 guns. These stupid British need to stick with their cups of tea.”2 sugars please

“@jessemariano: @pjwhitfield Need Wisdom Teeth Advice ?”Funnily enough, no I don't

“@JodieMarsh: Less than 1k followers to go before someone gets their name written on my famous jugs.#getyournameonjodiesjugs ”Wow! Classy

“@Joey7Barton: @ianrowbo you have more chance than me mate. I am not even joking... #personanongrata”#victim

“@Joey7Barton: Not sure what to sacrifice for lent........any suggestions?” twitter

“@Joey7Barton: The Guardian is becoming my preferred read at the min” I'm guessing you're not their target demographic like

“@JohnnyBrookes14: Arsenal will not pay 21m for Ben Arfa, nt a fucking chance, and where would he play?”The Emirates? #boomboom

“@JohnnyBrookes14: Why is Nile Ranger eating out of a dog bowl?”Karma?

“@JohnSAFC_FTM: [ #nufc] have 1 decent player i suppose in Cisse but still, Saha has more experience than him.”Straws..clutched #FTM

“@juniorturner84: @tone_69 pressure on pardew....really ?? Last night in aspers http://t.co/923XW9hi”FAIL

“@kayleighk7: #OneOfMyFavoriteMovies Dirty Dancing”UNFOLLOW!!!!!

“@Kez4587: Train departure time changed at a cost of £10 just to see #NUFC get demolished by #AVFC..” Favourited to laugh at on Sunday

“@LadyEashington: Why is I love SAFC following me?”And me

“@leazeslad: @weldy1980 fuck knows I just copied everyone else.” Baaaaaa

“@leazeslad: He probably stores it on his computer... Something sinister about it all I reckon.”Wrongun klaxon!!!!

“@leazeslad: Staggered by headline in paper "Toon fans - All is forgiven Ashley". Not by me its not, never will be neither” never forgive

“@leazeslad: This Senegal top does nowt for me moobs in the gym like....its like the opening credits from Baywatch” Crimewatch?

“@lee_ryder: @LukeEdwardsTele I didn't knock any story. I did my job. #nufcFirst time for everything there Lee.

“@LostSoulsForEva: @pjwhitfield @saaceybill I was there man I'm more than aware of what happened.”You were 10

“@LostSoulsForEva: Has any players career nosedived quicker in 12 months than Joseph Bartons? #qpr #NUFC”Not since Ali Dia

“@mackemroyster: @gordythemag @MartinRaine @NufcAwayDays ..9-1”Ahhh the classic retort

“@MarcSDuffy: Danny Simpson for England? Nee chance.” I'll see your nee chance & raise you a Jordan Henderson

“@MarcSDuffy: Deadline day. The day when we try to sell players and pretend to try to sign players.”Oooooh cynical...but true

“@MarcSDuffy: Imagine we believed every transfer rumour we read. Dozens a day, every day.”95% of #Nufc hashtag does

“@mark_brophy: I'll have 2 of pie & bottle deal at £12.60 rather than pie & drink deal at £12.90 thanks #nufc http://t.co/673ZCO24”Genius