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“@markbradley1986: Why's Lawro holding his nob?”Hansens got an injunction out

“@MarkyC1982: Anyone know a box office email for #nufc? Can't ring them as at work” bunchofjobsworths@nufc.co.uk

“@marleyftm: Geordie cunts” Do you kiss your mum with that mouth? Bet you do...with tongues

“@MattBriggsPR: Do we know why Cahill went for Cabaye at full time? Can only think he's jealous of his looks.” who isn't?

“@MattBroderick_: Look at the New York sky. No words can describe this http://t.co/SjQ3QZcR”Stormy?Cloudy?Drizzly?All descriptive

“@mattypnufc: @markbradley1986 - bullshit. Nowt on twitter or forums.” there will be soon #Nufc #hereIgo!

“@mattypnufc: Anyone been to that new Marco Pierre-White steak house in town yet? #Newcastle”You're a big fan aren't you @hotspur103?

“@maxrushden: off to meet the prime minister for lunch. hope it's worth it...” punch him in the nads for me

“@maxwell787: I don't think I will get the grass cut today”I'd pencil in April

“@MichaelDWass: I still like Yohan Cream-Pie #NUFCPlayersYouCouldEat” hmmmm dodgy alternative meaning though!

“@michaelveide: Be careful who you invite for volunteer work at hospital! http://t.co/eIrctF5m”There must be a caption comp there

“@MirrorFootball: 2) Manchester's united... in pursuit of #nufc goal machine Cisse” Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

“@MJWsafc: @TheJimSmithEra @sniff91 Amongst people there yes. You can't even have a debate without resulting to calling us cunts.” CUNT

“@MongWatch: Norwich Chaos Crew' top boy!? http://t.co/khMSVEldJX”Did he spell 'We' wrong? looks like Wee

“@MrBrowz: @pjwhitfield there you go bud merry Christmas http://t.co/GJfdN61B” you sir, are a scholar & a gent

“@mrjoebright: @russell_kane I am standing next to you x” Well that proves how pointless Court Orders are!

“@MUFCToonUltras: We are the Man Utd ultras of the city of Newcastle. Die-hard fans without the violence.”What the goddam fuck?

“@NeilTheGeordie: I lied. Harry Roberts was never my friend. Sorry for any offence #thecorner” <- whys the Corner full of liars? #scoreboard

“@NeilTheGeordie: Its up. Woo hoo. Morning all ” FNAAR FNAAR HURRIP JIGGA AROOOOO

“@NeilTheGeordie: Macrocytosis”wooops I thought you'd been having a heavy day on Excel!

“@Nigella_Lawson: And this ham & emmental toastie with fried egg for dippage @HixRestaurants http://t.co/Vlhkane4jS”Not very dippy egg

“@nigelsafc: @R0b_NUFC_Finlay shut the fuck up scum #safc” lolz

“@NilePowerRanger: Am i a LEADER ?”Yes, Nile you're the leader of the gang...the new Gary Glitter

“@NilePowerRanger: Huge weight off my shoulders!” got rid of them cornrows then?

“@NilePowerRanger: Hurdy gurdy... Ringtone.. NOKIA BAaNGER” this is the closest I've ever come to understanding a Nile tweet