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"It wasn't me. Why does everyone always think it's me?" #HIMYM http://t.co/NaEek2Kl

7 years ago today: Shearer, record breaker http://t.co/PF99uToC #nufc #201 #AS9

God damn dem sons a bitches #django

Why is Doc in such a hurry to go back to 1955? They're in a time machine! #itv2

96/97 Copa Del Rey Home Ronaldo vs Real Madrid http://t.co/MXoC4YIV #R9 #SirBobby

Taj Gibson monster dunk on Anthony Tolliver http://t.co/iu8FqchV #bulls #nba

"Karl Vs Steve" - XFM Compilation http://t.co/ap2aqJXG

#nowplaying "Laughing With" by Regina Spektor http://t.co/0bSOlUV8

Bringing back the senile racist... of course they would! #LFC http://t.co/39cCbbY2

.@My_Metro Finally the new ticket machines at the airport Metro station! Now please bring them to Shields for much rejoicement.

Big week for Twitter. Megan Fox and Kobe Bryant both officially joining the party. @kobebryant @meganfox

Yeah, fuck this shit.

"I don't want this to sound harsh, but everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into it is a dick." #ThisIs40

Sir Leslie of Ferdinand it is! "@OptaJoe 3 - Name only player to score 30+ goals for three different clubs in his Premier League career."

Just found this old #NUFC v #THFC programme. Can anyone help me remember whose signature this is? http://t.co/wqAAnFQE

Time for some #Homeland.

Top 10 Champagne Facials in Slow-Motion http://t.co/6UzB1gPh

Cheryl's pronunciation of "Jay Z" was all over the place #bigfatquiz

7. Seven! Can still barely believe it. What a shambles. So pathetic the way we sit back with any lead or even draw #inevitability #nufc

Ouch #afc #nufc

Jermain Deflol. Was sure he'd done enough though. Quality save. Make yourself big #safc #thfc

Operators seem desperate to make 4G sound like orgy.

#Forest would be better off remaining managerless.

"I don't know who you are, but you're about to get chlamydia." #TheLeague http://t.co/nJwmIRUP

Always nice to see some calm and level headed analysis from Dermot Gallagher after all the drama #SSN