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Andrew Flintoff

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  1. A single ticket for Sunn o))) as nobody is willing to go with me.

     

    The sage website says:

     

    "NB: This performance will be extraordinarily loud"

     

    :D

     

    Also spent a couple of hundred on birthday books, DVDs, cuddly toys, kitchen utensils, trains and meals this weekend gone but still ended up in the shithouse for being too vague when pointing at squares when helping out with her su doku :D:D

     

    I know someone who's bang into them :D

  2. I don't want to come over all generational, but the club has never been the same since they took the roof off the Leazes.

     

    I followed the time honoured tradition of graduating to the Leazes when I stopped going with my Dad and started going with my mates.

    The noise that was generated under that roof is still the greatest thing I have ever heard. I am sitting hear lost in the memory to be honest.

     

    Even under Keegan, even when we winning every week, the noise was nothing like that of the Leazes, and there were so many songs.

     

    Some call us Newcastle United

    Some call us "The cream of the land

     

    Aye aye aye someone has nicked my sombrero

     

    Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey

     

    I feel sorry for the young uns - they know not what they missed

     

    All sung every week in the Leazes L7 corner!

  3. A couple of lads I know (Mackems and Mags) were out on Sat and saw some of the bother - they said that it was evidently the hooly brigade out, and that the 'Mackems' (not Mackem football fans I'd suggest) who were acting the cunts, one of them kicked fuck out the copper's dog, and the copper lost his rag and twatted him over the head leaving him bloody as fuck.

     

    They said both sides were well out of order, but I suppose in a small bit of defence to the copper, if you worked with an animal like that every day and someone attacked it, you'd be tempted to lash out. Problem is, as a copper, you need to justify that and I don't think he could.

  4. Fuck me - this would almost be the final straw for me.

     

    O'Leary is up there with my most hated people in football.

     

    I'll never forget the twat when he was at Leeds with his "Dey are a young soide, still lorning in de goim" fuck off.

     

    I've been relatively quiet over pre-season to see how things pan out but fuck me, David O'fuckinLeary?

  5. From what I'm hearing there's a whole new home kit next year (not just a new sponsor) - and the new third shirt (yes - there is one!) is black and blue stripes...

     

    More exclusives from Mr Flintoff...

     

    Black and blue stripes :jesuswept:

  6. Just found out as well he gave a trial when he was at Ipswich to wor lasses' dad when he was 14, but her granda wouldn't let him go and told him he had to work on the shipyards in Shields. Ouch. :lol:

     

    My old man had a trial there when he was younger. He was supposed to wait for a taxi to pick him up from the train station but he made his own way to Portman Road. When he got there, Bobby gave him the biggest mouthful he'd ever been given, shouted and balled at him for putting himself in danger making his own way there so young.

     

    Five minutes later, with me da feeling very sorry for himself and a bit tearful, Bobby came back, put his arm round him and told him he'd shouted at him for his own good, and that a lesson learnt young is a lesson never repeated.

     

    Message came through loud and clear - Bobby 1-0 Me Old Man...

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