JJ-NUFC

Scotswood/Wear/Nike/Jenny New Zealand poster who's never been abroad and tends to give one word answers. He's very open with the fact that he posts under different aliases. Thinks Hugo Viana is the best defensive midfielder on the planet.

Geordie Pish - Tee-total, friendly modest guy who pisses himself a lot. He also doesn't sound like he's from Yorkshire.

Funniest toontastic moment ever that was!

Hello mongs. Taken me a couple of days to register out of sheer laziness. Greetings one and all.