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Most people are scared of snakes and spiders.

 

This thread is for you to recount your personal spider/snake horror-stories in a public arena. Have you ever got up in the middle of the night to go for a wizz, flipped up the lid and found something along the lines of this:

 

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Ever put your hand into a bunch of grapes and found a 'surprise' like this?

 

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And no, I don't want to hear about the time Brock Manson's girlfriend screamed for him to come to the bathroom to save her from this:

 

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Once sitting having dinner in Nigeria (no shoes) and one of the guys quietly said"freeze" in that tone of voice that gets your attention

 

"at the count of three throw yourselves backwards out of the chairs and ROLL AWAY"

 

a bloody great scorpion .........................................

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Once sitting having dinner in Nigeria (no shoes) and one of the guys quietly said"freeze" in that tone of voice that gets your attention

 

"at the count of three throw yourselves backwards out of the chairs and ROLL AWAY"

 

a bloody great scorpion .........................................

 

:) Rob's been reading James Bond books again.

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