Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Scottish Mag

Granny's chop for pork thief

Recommended Posts

A FURIOUS gran STABBED her lover after he scoffed pork chops she cooked for herself.

 

Hungry Tracey Wenn, 45, screamed the slogan from the Quorn TV advert: “Eat my pork — feel my fork!” <_< .

 

The gran then plunged a steak knife into partner Anthony Donkin’s leg.

 

Four-times married Anthony suffered a seven-inch wound and had to go to hospital.

 

Hull Crown Court heard the pair had been boozing at a pub, but dad-of-three Anthony, 56, got home early and tucked into the chops.

 

Twice-married Wenn, of Hull, later returned drunk, discovered he had eaten the meal and stabbed him.

 

She insisted it was a “joke” and only meant to “prod” him.

 

She said yesterday: “I’m sorry but you don’t just eat my pork chops.

 

“I made them with peas and carrots with onion gravy.”

 

Former builder Anthony said: “I won’t go near her pork chops ever again.”

 

Wenn was given a nine-month suspended sentence after pleading guilty to wounding.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007450826,00.html

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I like how the '56 year old' bloke is a 'dad of three' but the 45 year old woman is a 'furious gran'. <_<

Edited by Lazarus

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Sign in to follow this  

Recent tweets

Toontastic Facebook

Donate to Toontastic

Keeping the lights on since... well ages ago
TT-Staff


×