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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation,

so he decided to go to the doctor.

 

 

He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.

 

In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting

ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

 

 

That same day, the man went to the a sports store and bought himself a

starter pistol.

 

All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife.

 

At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting.

 

The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and

fired the starter pistol.

 

The next day, the man went back to the doctor.

 

The doctor asked,"How did it go?" The man answered,

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"Not that well ... when I fired the pistol, my wife peed in my face, bit 3 inches off my

penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!" :D

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