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Courtroom Q & A

 

Q: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?

A: Yes

Q: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995?

A: Oral.

 

 

Q. Are you married?

A. No, I'm divorced.

Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?

A. A lot of things I didn't know about.

 

 

Q: Your first marriage was terminated by death?

A: Yes, by death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

 

 

Q: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?

A: Yes.

Q: And these same stairs, did the also go up?

 

 

Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter.

Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?

 

 

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are on dead people.

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Courtroom Q & A

 

Q: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?

A: Yes

Q: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995?

A: Oral.

 

 

Q. Are you married?

A. No, I'm divorced.

Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?

A. A lot of things I didn't know about.

 

 

Q: Your first marriage was terminated by death?

A: Yes, by death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

 

 

Q: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?

A: Yes.

Q: And these same stairs, did the also go up?

 

 

Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter.

Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?

 

 

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are on dead people.

 

'Soccermom'

 

'the fall'

 

Are you a psuedo yank, or summat???

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