Five Conformalist Things

[Guest Stevie]

1. You have to get so pissed at New Years you lose the next day through having your worst hangover and agree with everyone that it really is the best night of the year.

 

2. You have to choose every word carefully when talking about sensitive subjects such as race and immigration, like when your people get blown up, blame it on your countries policies, on your government, draw attention to the fact you are the root cause.

 

3. You have to avoid praising any government policy, all bad policies should be a key topic of conversation, any good ones just pipe down about them.

 

4. Be respectful about your footballing rivals and other clubs, it's the way it should be, never lose your dignity talking about the opposition.

 

5. When you're in a restaurant and the waiter asks you if the foods nice, if it's shite, say yes it's nice.

[Tom 13921]

Don't you mean Conformist?

 

(Perhaps the very need for a correction could be Conformist?)

[PaddockLad 15105]

"Conformalist"

 

Would Suzie on Countdown let you away with that one?

 

As to the content of your post, it's mostly the difference between grown ups and children, or grown ups and those old enough to know better.

[Brock Manson 0]

4. Be respectful about your footballing rivals and other clubs, it's the way it should be, never lose your dignity talking about the opposition.

 

You don't conformalise to that at all...