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  1. Easy Easy 1 2 3

    By Pilchard Chops,
    • 65 replies
    • 3.8k views

  2. Easy Easy

    By JawD,
    • 12 replies
    • 656 views

  3. Eat your heart out 2J

    By MattM4,
    • 1 reply
    • 639 views

  4. Ebi Smolarek

    By Guest Stevie,
    • 15 replies
    • 2.5k views

  5. Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h. 1 2 3 4 25

    Could this finally be the game Sven Adult Botman gets his goal?
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 600 replies
    • 28.2k views

  6. Eddie and Mad Dog's Apathetic Parisian Party Poopers v Turn It Up, Bring The Moyes (Yo, I Don't Understand Why West Ham's Playin' [With Bubbles]) 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread for the game played on Sunday @ 1400 you lazy twats
    By sammynb,
    • 364 replies
    • 17.7k views

  7. Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht 1 2 3 4 23

    For you lazy twats this is the match thread for the Wed 25/10 @ 2000 game.
    By sammynb,
    • 559 replies
    • 17.1k views

  8. Eddie and Mad Dog's Misfiring Majestic Mags v Pep's Not In Love, So Don't Forget It, It's Just A Silly Phase Citeh's Going Through 1 2 3 4 22

    This is the match thread and for you lazy twats, it's Wed 27/09 2000 kick off.
    By sammynb,
    • 549 replies
    • 21.6k views

  9. Eddie and Mad Dog's Ponderous and Clumsy Useless Shites v The Ghost of Ivan Toney's, can I get 3/1 for that, Bees 1 2 3 4 17

    This is the match thread! BTW the game has been moved to Sat 16th
    By sammynb,
    • 421 replies
    • 14.9k views

  10. Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley 1 2 3 4 12

    This is the match thread and the game on Saturday @ 1500 you lazy twats.
    By sammynb,
    • 285 replies
    • 12.2k views

  11. Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG 1 2 3 4 30

    This is the match thread for the game which is Wednesday Night @ 2000, you lazy twats.
    By sammynb,
    • 732 replies
    • 25.7k views

  12. Eddie and Mad Dog's still shite but slightly better, it was only Brentford FFS, Geordie Boys v Sandro Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Sandro Use To Room On The Second Floor, Meelan 1 2 3 4 20

    Ah the fewm because there still hasn't been a mackem in Milan, here comes the B&W Army, this is the match thread
    By sammynb,
    • 493 replies
    • 21.5k views

  13. Eddie and Mad Dog's Useless, Got Caught Doubling Down, Always Bet On Black (And White) Punts v The Woy With Schlupp Is Slender, Did Pardew Say Maybe, Or Eze Not Sure. He'll Be A Woy For The Eagles 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread! And thank fuck real football is back Saturday @ 1500
    By sammynb,
    • 364 replies
    • 12.5k views

  14. Eddie and Mad Dog's; Lost Their Intensity, Got No Identity Black & White Army v You Fill Up My Senses, Like A Greasy Chip Butty, Blades 1 2 3 4 22

    This is the match thread, BTW Kick Off is Sunday 1630 for you lazy twats that cannot look it up.,
    By sammynb,
    • 546 replies
    • 20.8k views

  15. Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham 1 2 3 4 16

    Saturday, 12:30pm at Home
    By Andrew,
    • 389 replies
    • 13.1k views

  16. Eddie Howe 1 2 3 4 55

    Manager of the Month - FEBRUARY 2022 & OCTOBER 2022
    By Tom,
    • 1.4k replies
    • 76.7k views

  17. Eddie Howe + Gemmill's Gleaming Glee Club vs. Ted Lasso's Dirty Leeds 1 2 3 4 14

    Newcastle United vs. Leeds United. Premier League. 3:00 pm, Saturday 31 December 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 334 replies
    • 13.5k views

  18. Eddie Howe and Gemmill's Current Hyperefficient Dreamboats vs. Eddie Howe's Former Wimpy Kids 1 2 3 4 6

    Newcastle United vs. Bournemouth. Carabao Cup Fourth Round. 7:45pm, Tuesday 20 December 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 149 replies
    • 6.4k views

  19. Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast 1 2 3 4 19

    Bournemouth v Newcastle
    By Dr Gloom,
    • 472 replies
    • 19.6k views

  20. Eddie Howe's Gemmill-Gladdening Shootout Kings vs. Harry Potter's Serial Underwhelmers 1 2 3 4 14

    Newcastle United vs. Chelsea. FA Carling Premiership. 5:30pm, Saturday 12 November 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 330 replies
    • 15.8k views

  21. eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts 1 2 3 4 18

    back to the premier league grind....
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 449 replies
    • 15.9k views

  22. Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters 1 2 3 4 15

    Saturday 23 December 2023, 3pm. No UK telly and that.
    By Meenzer,
    • 358 replies
    • 15.3k views

  23. Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm 1 2 3 4 26

    Dirty Leeds
    By strawb,
    • 633 replies
    • 26.6k views

  24. Eddie Howe’s sell out trippy mags vs Cambridge’s daft punt boat nonces 1 2 3 4 12

    BMX 4 SALE 42 KWID ONO
    By Tom,
    • 290 replies
    • 16k views

  25. Eddie Howes Champions League Certainty Mags vs a whiny bastards gaggle of boring, strikerless nerds who we've beaten three times already this season, arsenal. 1 2 3 4

    4:30pm Sunday the 18th at the emirates
    By Andrew,
    • 76 replies
    • 2.5k views

  26. Eddie Howes Champions League Chasing, Six Pointer Winning Mags vs absolutely not still a russian asset, no sir not us, make america great again comrade...Chelsea 1 2 3 4 18

    Lunchtime, Sunday 11th of May at SJP.
    By Andrew,
    • 432 replies
    • 9.5k views

  27. Eddie Howes Dross Relegating Mags vs brighton who I think are still chasing europe? 1 2 3 4 22

    Sunday 4th of May at 2pm in Brighton.
    By Andrew,
    • 528 replies
    • 11k views

  28. Eddie Johnson 1 2

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 31 replies
    • 3.3k views

  29. Eddie's Barn Door worrying mags v Dummy-Spitter Lego Head's "long suffering" Crybabies 1 2 3 4 15

    St James Park 01:30 Sunday 3rd November Nuku'afola time (12:30 p.m. 2/11 toon local time)
    By Toonpack,
    • 361 replies
    • 11.6k views

  30. Eddie's Glorious Champions League-bound Mags vs De Zerbi's Stuttering South Coast Soft Shites 1 2 3 4 32

    Premier League, 18.05.23 19:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 775 replies
    • 34.6k views

  31. Eddie's Graft to the whistle mags v Pep's, we've won lads, lets chill last two mins BOTTLING FUCKS! 1 2 3 4 17

    Sun 8th May - Etihad - 16:30
    By wykikitoon,   
    • 422 replies
    • 15.5k views

  32. Eddie's International Paddy Basher and Samba Mags v Lopetegui's Porn Barron Funded Flammable Bubble Blowers 1 2 3 4 15

    St James Park 17:00 25th November Fray Bentos time (20:00 Monday 25/11 Local Time)
    By Toonpack,
    • 352 replies
    • 8.7k views

  33. Eddie's Neonicotinoid Laden Bastards VS. Thomas's Hair Nets 1 2 3 4 10

    Newcastle United vs Brentford. Premier League. 3:00pm, Saturday 8th October 2022. St James' Park, Newcastle.
    By tooner,   
    • 246 replies
    • 9.8k views

  34. Eddie's RELENTLESSLY Pressing Champions League-bound Mags vs Dean Smith's Soft-Centre Championship-bound Foxes 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 22.05.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 410 replies
    • 18.5k views

  35. Eddie's Remaining Graft Hard Bastards v Chaamone Mother Fucking Leaving The League Claret Mofo's Heeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeee 1 2 3 4 13

    Sunday 22nd - Turf Moor - 14:00
    By wykikitoon,
    • 308 replies
    • 10.2k views

  36. eddie's toothless triers v's pep's teeth like amity's worst fucking nightmare 1 2 3 4 19

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 468 replies
    • 17.2k views

  37. Eddie's, don't doubt the Dubs, NUFC v Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 2 3 4 13

    Saturday 2nd March Kick-off 1500 - on Optus Sports for those who like a vegemite sandwich.
    By sammynb,
    • 314 replies
    • 11.8k views

  38. Eddie’s Broon Ale necking Black Garter Slags vs PaddockLad’s mates’ southern softy shandy-drinking la las. 1 2 3 4 16

    Saturday 17th of the Secind Shittest month, at home, 15:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 387 replies
    • 15.9k views

  39. Eddie’s Couldn’t Score in a Brothel Mags vs Guehi’s piss taking underachievers 1 2 3 4 10

    Saturday 30th November - 3pm
    By ewerk,
    • 227 replies
    • 6.8k views

  40. Eddie’s Impassable Picket Line vs Scabs. 1 2 3 4 11

    Sat 6th Aug 2022. 15:00.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 273 replies
    • 10.9k views
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