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I bet CT's lot are known as "The Clampetts" by everyone on the estate. "I see the Clampetts have got themselves a hot tub." "Have they?! That fat, classless cunt is a nightmare." "Ah I can't stand him." "Aye he's a proper wanker. I wish he'd just fuck off and die." That sort of thing.

Whatever you do, don't try rearranging any of the words in that sentence.

I'm the same with Mrs Brown's Boys tbf.

Had the misfortune of watching this with a bunch of Jocks as I've been to Arran this week. Proper Mackem/Ant attitude, they didn't even put the sound on the tele in the pub until our national anthem finished man.

We shouldn't be comparing with Italia 90 anyway. We should be comparing with the last World Cup where we were out after literally a week, and the last Euros where we got pumped off Iceland. This is ridiculous progress with those two performances as context.

Why is Piers Morgan on English telly? He belongs nowhere outside the States. Does anyone like the cunt? I imagine his own mother switches over when he's on, fantasising about what she should have done with that umbilical cord.

😂 filthymumsnet.com

Gemmill's Mam loved up in CT's hot tub.

Because you piqued my interest, @zerosum: So there you have it; his nominative ancestor/s either didn't drink alcohol, did drink alcohol or drank water. I like the original explanation though.

Well, unlike you lot I've really enjoyed this world cup overall, its been great to have a supportable England team again and who knows, might actually look to the nations league and qualification for the euros with some enjoyment in mind. It feels a far cry from the gerrard/lampard/rooney/terry era now and thank god for that.

Why on earth did you zoom in?

Fuck me! I was only joking when I used the word “ trotters”, then I zoomed in…

no no no.. not velcro sandals

Trippier has been at fault for two goals.Turn the sound off on your tv and then you'll be able to comment having formed your own opinion on Pickford's three dodgy punches last night and spilling shots and/or pushing them back into the danger area in earlier games.When he signed for Everton i was the only person who said he was a dodgy keeper.Making spectacular saves doesn't make a keeper.The media have been waxing lyrically about his spectacular saves.Watch carefully and you'll find every dive he does has to be of the spectacular variety.His poor pushing hasn't yet been anylised,not has his shot-pushing back into the danger area. I Will not course be back on his case this conversion for Everton.I expect you all to be analysing,with the sound turned down.

Saw his helicopter convoy pass a little while ago - had a moment's fantasy of Ashley defying the no fly and a beautiful, fiery meeting taking place.

I went to uni in Scotland, England were playing in a tournament 2002 must have been and I went to watch it in one of the quieter uni bars and a kid turned up in a full Scotland kit to watch England play. He was only there to cause aggro so I mercilessly wound him all game and he got thrown out for trying to fight a lecturer. Small man syndrome.

Deffo been worse so far. Won’t really hit till I get home. On my last bag of fluids now. Should be done by 5ish. Got two 1 hour outpatient treatments left, then a 6 week wait for a scan to see if it’s worked. Basically will have had the whole summer off work and been too rough to go anywhere or do owt, bad timing.

We must have posted at the same time because mine was in response to Gloom. The coverage of Sterling has of course been disgusting by the media in the run up to the tournament. It’s a pity he wasn’t able to ram it down their throats with a couple of performances. He wasn’t terrible, he just didn’t do much for me but the same can be said of Lingard, Alli and Kane. Though in Kane’s case he wasn’t getting much service rather than fluffing chances.

Aye, sorry to hear it, @Howay man, if I forgot to say it last night.

My condolences too, mate.

Really sorry to hear about that lads, my old dear getting cancer shook me up a bit too. It's a real progress for England from where they were so that's a positive no doubt and for 30 mins Croatia looked a beaten team but the ex players at halftime also got carried away in my opinion as you could see the tide starting to turn before HT and there was only one team going to win that and it wasn't England. The Quiff isn't totally wrong either and sometimes the truth's usually somewhere in between. They did well to get there is the bottom line though as nothing is guaranteed in tournaments as we've all seen in this and other world cups and euros. As far as comparisons to Italia 90, give ower, man! Different players and circumstances, different times and a different game almost. Much preferred the 90 England but I was only just left school not a middle aged bloke so that's always going to be better tbf.

Why have you laid a foundation for a fucking giant cheese?

I'll say it again, Germany got to the 2002 final after beating Paraguay, the USA and South Korea in the knockout rounds. Won all three games 1-0. Reckon they spent all their time self-flagellating over whether they "deserved" to be there?

I haven't the capacity to expound on my thoughts but I will say that Croatia were fucking brilliant in the second half. Which makes the first half, where England didn't give them a kick even more frustrating. Still, this is a team that will win a tournament; they'll learn from this, we can add from our, frankly, shockingly good, youth set up and the Euros are there for us. In the end, nobody expected us to be in the final four and they can all hold their heads up high because fuck me, that's a fantastic Croatia team. Having said that, I can't fucking wait to shout abuse at Kane and Alli during our first game next season.

Once you're over 50 or a grandad you can get away with them

Life must be hard on the breadline in the East Boldon Ghetto

Cheers all

Think white Hart Lane may be struggling to be open for mid September as promised.. as we say in the contracting game “where there’s chaos, there’s cash”.

They prescribed me sennakot when I had mine out Good luck with the treatment @strawb

One of Austen's lesser known works.

I think you need a basic biology lesson.

Wanker

loftus cheek was unfortunate not to start more games. he looked good when he came on against tunisia. ali looked half fit all tournament.

All the best with it, Strawb. As for zerosum, try not to piss yourself.

This isn't your dogging forum

I think Southgate is in a bit of a shit position now mind. He’s already getting a bit of stick because of the whole “we didn’t play anyone craic”, I get they weren’t the big name teams but these were games England sides of the past would get fuck all from. To add to that I think we’ll also be back to the unrealistic expectations of the past for the Euros, with dickheads like the Sun vehemently attacking the coaching staff and players while demanding they win the whole thing. I’d keep the bloke through the next World Cup unless there’s some fucking disaster or serious regression. I think you have to give him the chance to learn and grow a bit along with this group of players, there’s absolutely nothing to be gained from chucking him and bringing in an older foreign manager iyam (you only need to look at Capellos cuntishness to see the possible issues there).

This is an interesting one. Will whoever replaces him rein all this shit back in, or will they actually keep a lot of it in place because some of it may legitimately be in US interests?

Bong rampage.

Also, don't fucking encourage Germany to spend more on its army ffs.

Naked hot tub party?

I'm not so sure of that tbh, Colombia were just shy(1 point) of Argentina in the qualifiers but if we'd beat them instead we'd be saying it was massive. Sweden came through Holland, Italy and Germany on their route to the tournament and QF and if we'd played and beat any of them as well as we did Sweden, who proved themselves more worthy of the position than any of those teams, we'd also be delighted to have done them in that manner. Course it could all have fallen differently but we got where we did on merit, being historically big has counted for very little in this World Cup so what does it matter that it was Colombia and Sweden in the knockouts? We still won those ties and we still have a world cup semi-final to our name, and a world cup penalty shootout win, and most likely a golden boot winner as well.

Gareth Southgate your waistcoat is nice...... oh we lost tera for heros dressed in white. No plans for final night Except the final is in the afternoon. bugger It could have been trashed ambulance in the street it could have been so complete. Now i sing Three lines on the shirt jewles remain still cleaming. Talk about football coming home. Then one night in russia we were strong trippier ready to score and pickford looking at his best hendo certain to put in an adequate midfield display. We could have been dancing in somewhere else in russia. Three lines on the shirt jewles remain still cleaming. No more years of hurt. Cheer up lads

I like Southgate and we will be better for keeping him until at least the euros. The players obviously like him and get what he is trying to do. Last night was a stretch too far against a more experienced team. Modric and Rakitic against Henderson etc in the midfield was a mis match. Thought Kane was poor last night and Alli was pretty much all tournament, Trippier was class all tournament and the back three especially stones and maguire were good. Semi finals with a young squad and manager gives us room to grow so enjoyed it overall

Presumably his parents

Agree with this, also, like Gloom, I’m fucking gutted. It’s sort of nice to be this gutted about England as it shows I give a fuck again. We never ever expected to get this far so massively happy with the squad. I’m sorry I don’t understand slagging Southgate off, you can point to not playing top sides but England have struggled to put those sides away for my whole lifetime at tournaments whereas in this one we brushed most of them aside. I also do not understand people having a go at Sterling, I think he’s brilliant and is vital to the team. For me all you have to do is watch the Sweden game back, at no point could they shorten the field and push up properly on us as Sterlings pace terrified them so much they had to keep their defense deep. As I say though I’m devastated, but I’m not going to pick faults with the players or coaching staff they have given me the most fun I’ve had watching a tournament with regards to England in my life. Croatia showed they have some real class and their experienced played a big part, the ref was yet again a fanny mind and should have been booking them. Well done to them though but I will be rooting for France, partially because I’m a bitter cunt but mainly because of Croatia win it would mean England had a real shot. I’m actually excited about the Euros now. I also can’t believe Sam Allardyce was brought up ffs, honestly the press exposing him and getting him the boot are national heroes, if he’d been manager this tournament would have been fucking WANK for England and probably would have more closely resembled that plane spotting twat Hodgsons pathetic tenure.

I don't believe in Southgate as a manager but this run has ensured him for a while, so in a weird way any progression has been harmed. I honestly think they could have won this under Allardyce.

His midfield game changer was Eric fucking Dier. Alli, Lingard and Kane could all easily have been replaced. Croatia played football so good luck to them.

ramsy bolton style

A hot tub party for 13 year old girls you say?

My last three day chemo sesh tomorrow. Dreading it tbh, this last one was hard enough and since it’s cumulative I can only imagine this one being worse. At least I can watch the footy in peace at the hospital with mout her indoors wamping