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I wondered what Stephen Ireland was doing these days

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/nov/28/harry-leslie-smith-dies-aged-95 Top bloke. RIP.

You could not convince me that there was not at least 149 bags! In 1996, I was on a boat off of the coast of Alaska. We found a floating parcel. Later the captain asked if we should return or continue on to our quota. Quota fulfilled and I fell in love with nose candy!

'Sorry boys, 2-0 to the old 'appy 'ammers. If we can win a world cup we can beat some norvin monkeys.'

CT wouldn't know a fuckin trade deal from a Tesco's meal deal

You gave no reason for optimism other than your own beliefs. Do you think the government wants to tell us that Brexit is going to be bad for the economy? They want to tell us that it's going to be brilliant and to back their deal. So answer the question, where is the trade going to come from to make up for that lost to the EU and via our existing FTAs?

Rik Mayall

Fair to say it's been interpreted a few different ways!

...and to get rid of all the pesky foreigners.

I'm wondering what the point is of the nationwide charm/PR offensive May is currently indulging in? It's almost as if she's campaigning in the run up to a vote... 🤔

All along CT has claimed we’d get a cracking deal. As it’s gradually emerged that would never happen we're now left with shit deal, no deal or remain. While CT has tried to claim the first of those is cracking, it’s not even likely to get through Parliament. No one sees the benefits of it whatever side of the fence they’re on and the only people likely to vote for it are those with a misguided sense of loyalty to the best PM ever. Even our esteemed taxi driver, despite being a moron, realises this but by continuing his charade he gets a bit of attention. Plus he likes us better than the lads on the Britain First forum he goes on

The oneupmanship in this thread is disgusting.

I'm sorry for your loss

RIP Big Fella https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/nov/27/spongebob-squarepants-creator-stephen-hillenburg-dies-57

I clicked that faster than the speed of light, you twat

all we need now is a lost hammer telling us we will get spanked

Gammon Snr wades in with yet another prediction

Gammon Jnr been on the sauce again