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Tacover. I can’t be arsed

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Dunno mate, could you not spot any ball boys from the home end like?

I won’t believe it tortill ‘ave seen it on Jimbo’s telly

Wouldn't be too upset if Fat Mike pissed these fellas off tbh

Think Bent said the night before that match the ghost of Jimmy Hill appeared in his bedroom and gave him a pep talk

With Bent scoring the decisive goal. You couldn't write a better script.

*Being

I saw a comment from Paul Mason that the future for Labour should be to concentrate on more modern "working class" groups like the low paid workers in the cities as well as nurses, health workers etc and they should leave the hardline europhobe racists behind. I reckon a venn diagram of old, leave/racist, northern labour voters which included the "God bless the queen/nuke em all" camp would be pretty overlapping. I reckon he has a point. BTW did anyone notice how the BBC edited out Johnson looking like a tramp and laying the wreath upside down and substituted old footage? Maybe the cunts should photoshop Michael Foots "donkey" jacket out of history just for balance.

It's like a piece of modern art I've never seen so many errors. Don't think this one got a single there/their/they're or were/where/we're right

¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale!

Wetbacks!

Was actually a good game for once. They play some decent football and were all over us for the first 30 minutes or so but we dug in a played some good football ourselves after that. Almiron managing to hit ASM was comical. I'm beginning to feel sorry for the fucker now, it's not like he's doing a massive amount wrong when he's getting these chances, most of the time he hits the target (albeit without any great power) and if it had been anyone else they'd have had at least a couple by now. He needs a goal like Clark's, if he'd hit that well the keeper probably would have saved it. And in case I've not mentioned it before, VAR is the worst thing that's happened to football since Hillsborough. The celebrations for Yedlin's goal were muted because everyone was waiting for it to be given offside and then we had to wait for ages in the dark without a clue what was going on behind the scenes. It's without doubt going to ruin the atmosphere at games all over the world. And then as was proved yet again yesterday at Anfield, they can't come up with the right decision regardless. Fucking shite!

Yeah I guess it is about the right time of year to start another bullshit takeover story.

There’s a website where you can put in the date and it’ll show you the league table at that time. I know what it’s called but I’m not telling you

That moment after they lost to Burton when Gary Bennett and the other lad on Radio Newcastle twigged they were mathematically down.

ALL facebook users are weapons man. a more realistic alternative.... once the defenders goals ineviability dry up we'll be back to looking over our shoulders.

I'd go back earlier to the constant change of manager when it came to derby day as beating 'the mags' trumped anything else. Their problems brushed under the carpet, buried and left to grow and grow till they were completely fucked and nosedived two divisions and fail to even get out of that lower league. But they beat the mags and got six-in-a-row.© They are just like Leeds under Ridsdale the only difference being Ridsdale fucked it up going for the champions league, the mackem's holy grail which has fucked them up for hopefully a generation was just beating the mags. They even manage to get less sympathy than Leeds United due to the multi examples of their lack of class in stinking out the divisions they slid out of. Never mind. Sniff.

English Tapas?

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Newcastle United Isn’t for sale unfortunately. He has zero intention of letting it go and never has.

I actually do appreciate that explanation, thank you. Tea-bagging, through the joys of online gaming, I am familiar with. As for her, chips I think.

Like that matters anymore

The difference with Blair and Corbyn is that Blair could have brought some of the Leavers on the journey with him. Corbyn won't even say what he thinks.

Two Mexicans walked in to a bar. No one bought Newcastle Utd. It’s the way I tell ‘em.

let's not burrito round the bush. there's nachonce of this happening.

You don't get it. Its Corbyn himself, that's the problem. Remember, the guy who is a fucking leaver? Not to mention the horrible political baggage he has. He should have stood down for the good of the country. He didn't, and now were fucked.

Hate how every single time the local press just regurgitate this shite to the death because they know its going to get clicks

What vision? Who does he excite? He's as much vision as I had when I was in Tynemouth sixth form. The first rule of politics is to get elected you need broad appeal. Corbyn never had and will never have this. It's looking very much like no deal in 12 months time and Corbyn has a massive part in the blame for this.

No Juan is going to fall for this.

Well if it means the return of Santiago Munez then I’m all for it.

Ah yes, Jose Underlay, carpet fitter of distinction from Guadalajara

I’m pleased we’re not getting twatted every week, Bruce has been big enough to basically admit he got things wrong at the start of the season. So that’s ok. The freakish scoring run of our very decent group of defenders won’t last though. Then we’ll have to rely on the attacking players finishing off the chances they’re creating....it’ll be a long winter if they can’t start finding the net regularly..

So it was a Mag conspiracy after all - losing to them just to ensure they ended up in Division 3

Wow, that arm band.... is that not a wee bit 1930s?

Because Tim Krul is a coward?

As I said earlier, with added paedophiles

Kwasi's gonna Kwasi. I'm telling you, they won't send one of the white lads out to do this shit.

The evidence of this conspiracy is so clear, I would wonder why Look North haven’t investigated this but we know why that will never happen

Ooh, I hope not.

They like to blame us, The Magedia () Dawn Thewlis, anyone really, rather than admit that they are where they are because they’ve had a succession of paedophiles, paedophile apologist CEOs, Facist managers, fucking no-mark unknown’s, all rabidly defended because it’s what “ classy fans” do, until they decide to spit on them, throw glasses at them, and racially abuse their mothers. All our fault ( did I mention them supporting their paedophile? The paedophile the club kept playing, knowing he was a paedophile? Oh, yes, I did. ).

You get the impression the poor sap sent to report on their game didn’t enjoy it? “Sunderland and Gillingham must try again after a dour FA Cup first-round draw at the Stadium of Light. The sides will replay in Kent a week on Tuesday, after 90 tedious minutes failed to find a winner with both sides scoring thanks to goalkeeping howlers.” Sunderland 1-1 Gillingham https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50290243

Their ground matches their bank account- empty.

It's a shame they don't have Rondon between them. I'd happily have used the Perez money to sign ASM and Rondon permanently. I still think ASM and Almiron will find their shooting boots

Rico, absolute dive there. Wilson has bulked up since his fullback days with us.

Wha-wha, what the fuck is this, like? Fuck me! Do you really think my NUFC stuff is 'shit hot'? This is why ahm in this game, man, for the man on the street who wants his NUFC news on horseback. Pleased you like it, mate. There'll be more to come in tomorrow's Ronny Gill. Laters.

Nah, I’m half his age but German. It’s just that my homophobia is more efficient.