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"58 mins: fan a few rows back shots 'That's TWICE you've been for a piss! Tie a knot in it, man!' to laughs from the crowd. Shelvey tries to put in Joelinton through on goal on the right but is intersepterat, intersexual, err, robbed by Ferdinandino. More as it comes."

Turns out one of the blokes who restrained him was a convicted murderer on day release (really) . So maybe Boris will see the benefit of letting crims out of prison after all. You couldn't make this shit up

This isn’t the what haven’t you bought thread

Gone for a Burton.

Mind they’re the last cunts that should be having a pop at the atmosphere of other grounds.

Anyone interested in finding out any of the chants from man city fans? "57 mins: bloke two seats from the aisle in row RR upper Gallowgate goes for a piss"

This is what I was alluding to the other day. Why has this not been discussed? If you haven't read it, you would get the impression the tory manifesto is benign. It really isn't. It is clear that they are gunning for constitutional and judicial change, which will probably be abolition of the supreme court. With also leaving the ECJ, and very likely the ECHR soon afterwards, it's a terrifying prospect. The other thing is it is clear Johnson does not want a comprehensive trade deal with the EU. He wants the bare minimum and maximum divergence. Was this what people voted for? With the state of the media and in particular the complicity of the BBC, I have never felt so pessimistic about this nation's future.

I’m not normally a gambling man, but…

How surprising that Almiron’s passing is much better when he is on the left side of the pitch and able to use his left foot..,

Was it last year where they all conspired to get the biggest Boxing Day attendance eva. Maybe they could summon that spirit again and actually turn up for a change.

But CENTRISM

Walker thought they came back from a goal down ffs.

Yeah, but Labour would be a DISASTER! Let’s just get Brexit done.

🤔 aye, alright, 35k you say?

RTG's match thread on us is a thing of absolute beauty. Fewwwm. Every fucking comment about us from the commentators pounced on as ever. 'Do they not love a striker in the midlands?' 'Fucking Barcelona fans not bothered when messi scores?' Bless them, they're funny and bitter as fuck.

Cracking goal after another bottle job by the ref with that 2nd yellow. Fucking disgrace. Pleased with that, never saw it coming.

How robust is Marr likely to be in the face of a tragic national incident? It'll be a soft touch interview which will allow Johnson to soothe voters fears, expressing solidarity with everyone, and urging the nation to come together to face such threats to our liberties blah blah. Marr will struggle to be combative in such a climate.

The front three look like they've never played together.

Two good bits of lead up play culminating in terrible crosses from him.

This is happening, incidentally. I'm sure it'll all be fine.

The shit we have to put ourselves through in this country just because we're too immature to handle a sensible electoral system, honestly.

Really excited for this one. It's on at 11:30PM here. Which means I don't need to be up at 2AM to witness how shite we are.

There’s also an article from 2015 trending on “shoot to kill” policies where the BBC made Corbyn look a tit by using answers of his for different questions of theirs. The BBC trust literally called it unfair but the article is still up & trending during an election. http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38666914

A bit of ambient guitar from one of Andrew's neighbours. Grouper (Liz Harris) has released it for Roy Montgomery.

Apparently there is a fake tweet of Corbyn stating sympathy for the perpetrator of the attack today doing the rounds. It feels like he's going to come under questions about this in the coming days.

I know your wife and sister have had a traumatic day but there's no need to try and outdo them.

Santa unavailable for comment. (Ho-ho-ho!)

Used to be on after match of the day and before Parkinson

He was awful, but I liked him.

Fyi millennials: this man was comedy genius 👍

Karma!

After the second inquest found all 96 fans were unlawfully killed I think there was a collective decision made that that was all the "justice" the families were going to get

mind blowing article, or it would be if you weren't aware of the absolute contempt the police had for football supporters during that era. not much, if anything, has changed. duckenfield is suffering from ptsd? is he fuck, he suffers from a complete lack of compasion or remorse and has done for 30 years. he's a fucking lamentable, lying criminal. nothing else.

Spot on Here they were in the hands of the legal establishment, watching a stripped-down framing of another new set of truths, as if nothing had ever been decided or admitted before, in 30 years. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/28/how-david-duckenfield-trial-left-hillsborough-families-distraught-again

They’ll have it when there’s 12 of them watching their side getting battered off West Allotment Celtic.

"I've got massive biceps" stealth boast. Pathetic. Don't hit me HMHM.

Eh? They were never a goal down.