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I for one welcome our new Shania Law overlords. Let's go girls!

Rayvin, I mean this in the nicest way but you must be a fucking nightmare ordering food.

Punchlines are important but they’re nowt without the hook.

Nah, the man's a legend for this alone. Unless you mean the science bloke Brian Cox

Steve has a recommendation for you..... I thought the outside story was good, can't wait for the inside one.

Whichever evil murderers buy us, I’d like to see us sponsored by Huawei. It’s a perfect fit. Huawei the lads.

The One show have destroyed the FA CUp draw btw too. Getting a bunch of fat cunts together to shake hands when their teams are drawn

Aye, but snorting coke off hookers arses…

Fuck the fucking Saudis. Literal medieval tyrants, giving an entire religion of 1bn+ people a bad name. 100 years ago their country was a dusty shithole named Nejd where the last scraps of a corrupt dynasty ruled over the emptiness of the Rub al-Khali. 200 before that they were getting their shit kicked in by my ancestors because they tried to put on airs. Now they spread their cancerous ideology across the Middle East and call themselves the guardians of Islam while they do coke off hookers' arses in Monaco and dismember Muslims before dissolving them in acid, not to mention raping their Filipina maid-slaves while withholding their exit visas and passports. Fuck the house of Saud, fuck their degenerate country, fuck their false piety, fuck their oil money. I want nothing to do with them. It is one of my great regrets that Mecca is situated within their borders because it means that one day I will have to enter their excuse for a country. I'd have another fifty years of Ashley before a year under Saudi ownership.

The government endorsed selling them loads of arms to kill civilians with but we’re supposed to take moral high ground? Fuck right off. Particularly the BBC with its endorsement of said government at the last election

Are they going to stone more gays if they buy us? No.

white toothed wanker

I wonder how much wood could a woodchuck chuck. If a woodchuck could chuck wood? Not much is my guess.

They all go on about the magic of the cup until a lower league side has the temerity to turn up against them

You tried thumbing it in?

AKA WBA AWAY

He's not even going to the replay.

Will we all get champagne poopernovas?

If it happens it'll have nowt to do with any of us and you shouldn't feel anything over it. Whether we want them, or Ashley, or anyone else, NUFC will always belong to us.

I think we've had enough shit as a club over the last 15 years to let it slide. Let's just take the money and enjoy it.

Caulkin is obviously the best connected to Stavely and he's said fuck all, which I see as a good sign

Shut up hippies.

What is his complaint? That Shrewsbury didn't just let them win?

If 10k empty seats this season has finally forced his hand you personally will have played no part in acheiveing it. So fuck off.

He doesn’t. Which is why we remain unsold.

Edwards knows nothing, exposed himself badly when Rafa left and Bruce came in talking complete bollocks about the club.

Staveley fixed the city deal for Sheikh Mansour. Saudi Princes don’t negotiate with jumped up barrow boys face to face. Samuel is a cunt. Ashley doesn’t want to sell.

I used to go out with a lass who went to Oxford Uni & all my mates were like 'what the fuck is she doing with you?'. Then she finished me.

We have FA Cup 5th round history with WBA away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzwTC00ByAI

I can see that it’s not for everyone and probably shouldn’t be spread everywhere but I’ve always loved a bit of wasabi tbf.

Haven't they been slowly been moving towards western values anyway? I mean they let bints drive over there now, which whilst I don't agree it, was seen as a move forwards. They're not going to become 'civilised' overnight but maybe buying us is a move towards that rather than an attempt to cover-up their shenanigans

A bit like The Northern Echo writing s series of paid-for articles on the 100 year anniversary of Cummins in Darlington last year and not printing a word about the thousands of redundancies globally, hundreds locally. As soon as Hitachi lay a few off they're all over it. I keep questioning editor Peter Barron about it on Twitter but he won't reply.

Must be happening, as they've already renamed a street after Big Al

Theres not a tweet from amnesty on their feed. Have the BBC gone directly to them for a quote just to shit stir some hits? 🤔

I mean the fact that it says James on the back of his shirt and he looks like an entirely different person definitely shouldn't factor into your decision making, you WHITE MEDIA PIGS.

Apparently Abu Hamza will join the club but won’t be given a “hands on” role.

UM breathes a sigh of relief

My exceedingly southern English other half went into town to get a new phone. Came back later v. chuffed with herself..” You’ll be really pleased with me, I got a Geordie phone!”

Have the folk judging this years Booker prize been informed?....

BTW https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jan/26/saudi-crown-prince-mohammed-bin-salman-mbs-needs-adult-room

And still the helicopters carrying the heaviest of people continue to remain airborne.

Bit needy that mate, he's just called you a prick

Doesn't even have to be about him having a massive cock. It could just be a song about him being mint at licking out.

The quality of football analysis on here is incredible