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I for one welcome our new Shania Law overlords. Let's go girls!

Rayvin, I mean this in the nicest way but you must be a fucking nightmare ordering food.

Punchlines are important but they’re nowt without the hook.

Nah, the man's a legend for this alone. Unless you mean the science bloke Brian Cox

Steve has a recommendation for you..... I thought the outside story was good, can't wait for the inside one.

Whichever evil murderers buy us, I’d like to see us sponsored by Huawei. It’s a perfect fit. Huawei the lads.

The One show have destroyed the FA CUp draw btw too. Getting a bunch of fat cunts together to shake hands when their teams are drawn

Aye, but snorting coke off hookers arses…

Fuck the fucking Saudis. Literal medieval tyrants, giving an entire religion of 1bn+ people a bad name. 100 years ago their country was a dusty shithole named Nejd where the last scraps of a corrupt dynasty ruled over the emptiness of the Rub al-Khali. 200 before that they were getting their shit kicked in by my ancestors because they tried to put on airs. Now they spread their cancerous ideology across the Middle East and call themselves the guardians of Islam while they do coke off hookers' arses in Monaco and dismember Muslims before dissolving them in acid, not to mention raping their Filipina maid-slaves while withholding their exit visas and passports. Fuck the house of Saud, fuck their degenerate country, fuck their false piety, fuck their oil money. I want nothing to do with them. It is one of my great regrets that Mecca is situated within their borders because it means that one day I will have to enter their excuse for a country. I'd have another fifty years of Ashley before a year under Saudi ownership.

The government endorsed selling them loads of arms to kill civilians with but we’re supposed to take moral high ground? Fuck right off. Particularly the BBC with its endorsement of said government at the last election

Are they going to stone more gays if they buy us? No.

white toothed wanker

I wonder how much wood could a woodchuck chuck. If a woodchuck could chuck wood? Not much is my guess.

They all go on about the magic of the cup until a lower league side has the temerity to turn up against them

You tried thumbing it in?

AKA WBA AWAY

He's not even going to the replay.

Will we all get champagne poopernovas?

If it happens it'll have nowt to do with any of us and you shouldn't feel anything over it. Whether we want them, or Ashley, or anyone else, NUFC will always belong to us.

I think we've had enough shit as a club over the last 15 years to let it slide. Let's just take the money and enjoy it.

Caulkin is obviously the best connected to Stavely and he's said fuck all, which I see as a good sign

Shut up hippies.

What is his complaint? That Shrewsbury didn't just let them win?

If 10k empty seats this season has finally forced his hand you personally will have played no part in acheiveing it. So fuck off.

He doesn’t. Which is why we remain unsold.

Edwards knows nothing, exposed himself badly when Rafa left and Bruce came in talking complete bollocks about the club.

Imagine Prince Dollar meeting Ashley. They'd probably go to mad expense to make it dignified as fuck and then Ashley would turn up with a sainsburys bag full of papers wearing jeans that you literally can't buy anywhere as they're too ridiculous.

A Russia today article

She's a "Dawn the Prawn" to me.... Take her head off and the rest is lovely 🦐

FUCKIN RIGHT ON BROTHER! If we get Mbappe though.. 🤔

Oh

Fixture congestion and how the reply is apparently in the winter break. Why not play a stronger side then instead of taking Shrewsbury for granted. It's partly is own fault.

I wonder how many snakes will come slithering back if / when we get rid of Ashley. Not many is my guess.

Nothing like hedging your bets

Look, you have to see the funny side.

Who? (Just saving HMHM the bother of asking)

Not going to happen. More likely to get some decent server space from Ant.

I’d love to be a fly on the wall in Leazes’ padded cell when he gets wind of this.

I've always thought people who watch football religiously only go once at easter and once near Christmas just for appearances?

Hopefully Ashley and Charnley try to squeeze an extra 10 million out of it and get invited to the Saudi embassy to smooth things out

Fuck that. I’m not doing that drive ever again. See you on the BBC

Joelinton has found his level...row Z

bit disappointed in the negativity in here lads. we're nowhere near injury time yet.

So a murderous, theocratic dictator investor fronted by Stavley who's Prince Andrew's ex girlfriend. We might need to get Max Clifford on this lads to smooth out the edges a little... oh shit he's dead isn't he