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nee bother with queues in any at the moment I'd wager

I'm not engaging with any of it. Why give them the pleasure? Up bright and early tomorrow morning and off to parkrun as usual. Once you've voted and protested and got angry and still lost, there's nowt much you can do but try and make things a bit nicer in your immediate community, in the knowledge that it's something the people sowing division will never understand.

Mind, elsewhere in Brussels...

OK, now I'm angry

that's the kind of detailed insight fans of rival clubs keep coming back for

‘How did you get this number? Don’t fucking call here again.’

Things we CAN'T get in the north east.... Trophies HS2 Like for like spending with the SE Dual carriageway to Scotland Rid of the mackems Things we CAN get in the NE..... A virus from China Sanctions if you're on universal credit

Next international break the club announce a rehabilitative trip to Wuhan, China for luxury spa treatment and physical fine tuning at their top medical centres. Chosen by Ashley because it's "weirdly cheap right now"...

if the shields gazette say it’s legit, it’s legit

Well I’m off to join the IRA.

The supporters trust bought a pub and renamed it the 'Panama' a few years ago after a recommendation from amongst our fanbase. It's a bit out of the way for you, admittedly, in Boldon, (south of the river), but I hear it does a cracking menu.

Bowen isn't a striker anyway. Hopefully we've learned our lesson with Joelinton that it's not a good idea signing someone to play in a position he doesn't normally play in. I'm with KD, whilst I hate Ashley and what he's done to the club, I can't understand why anyone wouldn't want to see us win and it seems insane for anyone to want Joelinton to fail. Mind it's harder to enjoy the wins when we've played utter shite in most of them. The odd win against the run of play is a hoot but when it's the majority of games it does bring the mood down.

Turns out we signed a new striker under the radar

Well he can make up with improving the awful brand of football...

It's only me in there now since Gemmill passed away.

It does rather feel like the list started with "G" and ended with "iroud"

Just sit on your arse for the next nine months and when you're asked why you've done nothing tell them you've had assurances from the Prime Minister that no checks would be required.

Corona virus discovered here on Brexit day makes me think the universe has a sense of humour after all.

I’d just head to the Winchester, have a nice pint and wait for it all to blow over

if we beat norwich on saturday.... would that mean ashley isn't a cunt? bruce isn't a clueless never was? joelinton's worth £40m? andy carroll wasn't a joke signing to appease the profoundly stupid? that our support isn't being abused and seen as anything other than a back drop to an advertising hoarding? i just want the club back that i fell in love with as a 5 year old man, not the fucked up, souless monstrosity ashley's turned it in to. does that make me and others like me bad people?

Seems a bit harsh on Tom on several levels that

UK's place in the world after tonight.

I was going to take the Meenzer route, but fuck it, I've got a carry out and am taking your route. I genuinely feel slightly bereaved so a wake is appropriate. Fuck the gammons of this country, they're not really happy either.

I'm thoroughly miserable about tonight's farce, and am drinking myself through it. Rather than a celebration, a wake. Fuck the Tories. Fuck the Gammons. Fuck little England.

I understand approximately three of the words in the above

Dat Bar is decent for craft beer and pizzas

And demand will be high. Especially if Ken comes over to avoid the bush fires

Dwight Yorke He'd score more goals than Joelinton still.

We’re fucked then.

I think it's more likely it started with "N" and ended with "ee fucker." If we'd wanted to show ambition we could've gone out and got Bowen, at least he knows where the net is. Talk of Giroud or 35m for some striker from Lille (who according to .com isn't even a striker) that nobody's ever heard of was just that, talk. More accurately, bullshit. Joelinton is only still in the side because we've got no other strikers. If he gets injured we'll be playing Ritchie or Atsu up front. No self-respecting football manager could tolerate this situation, but this is Ashley's master plan in action. As always, put a shit stooge in charge who'll not complain when he gets jerked around, get some lucky points, guesstimate we'll scrape another 10-11 by the end of the season, no danger of relegation, no need to spend. Same as it ever was. Until of course he inevitably gets it wrong and we go down again. Yawn.

More like Verbal Cunt in Charnley's case.

It matters because I say it does so take this waffle back to SpreadsheetFans.Zone

It's not just NI though is it, although they're getting a double whammy. This is effectively the end of any manufacturing that's integrated with the EU. The NE is projected to be the worst hit, including NI, because we have large automobile manufacturing and supply chains, and are the only region with a net surplus to the EU. At least NI didn't vote for it, unlike us.

I wish he'd stop banging on about the North, he's not Jon Snow.

And a can of Kestrel special brew in his hand, cock-eyed Mala wouldn’t let him go on a stake out without one

Aye they will, in that thread they were specifically dreading him coming out with how much he admires Newcastle “like they awlwayz says marra”. Fewmin.

Missing the Stone Island badge on the sleeve.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/danny-rose-reveals-love-newcastle-17662483 they'll be seething

Anyone else ever thought what they would do in worldwide virus/zombie situation? I like to think I would be the bloke who is immune and become king, more likely sprain my ankle day 1 and get ate.

The Knight using his pseudonym but NUFC CCTV at Longbenton caught this strange character loitering around the bushes with a camera and a notepad......

I hope everyone who gets hard ons gets fucked.

fucking tremendous. is that a thinly veiled admission that you're fucking clueless, and that maybe those that aren't blind to the fucking obvious were rightfully concerned about it rather than relishing in it? hey, don't worry though mate, might be your turn to get a hard on next. a couple of those loan signings might turn out to be the two players you reckoned was all that was needed to transform us in to a good team. oh and joelinton and carroll might win a few more headers, which'll obviously be fantastic.

Linehan is as much a cunt as Farage, but even a stopped clock and all that.

Aguero to be unveiled by the Saudis on deadline day on a 200k per day deal

Calm doon lads, this could be just the confidence boost big Joe needs

don't do this to yourself man