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Hi People I’ve never interacted with. Here is a link to my blog that no cunt reads. I’m talking about a controversial topic to try and drum up some interest.

Putting "NUFC" in your name was a nice touch, now nobody thinks you support a rival team.

Where do you sit, and why is it in the Stadium of League 1?

This is outrageous. This is the most entertained anyone has ever been by a Renton post and it celebrates the breakdown of the institution of marriage. Shame on Toontastic. SHAME!

DIY Dave wasn't one of your more successful characters then?

Fixed

The Tories' relationship with the phrase "by the end of the week" is eerily reminiscent of NUFC takeover ITKs

On the shed? Well, aye. I am a right fucking weirdo, but I can hold it together when meeting tradesmen. I'll ask 'em if they want a brew and fuck off and leave them to it. You can gargle on my sweaty balls.

Just realised I’ve never met you and you might be a weirdo. If one of the lads does fancy it, don’t be too strange I have to work with these people

The world may be in chaos but it's hard not to enjoy the President on the United States' lawyer coming on British breakfast TV and getting into a slanging match with Piers Morgan. This is where we're at.

Hmm, a fascist in a bunker. Someone should make a funny video out of it using the Hitler one. I can’t be arsed and as a German obviously lack the necessary skills.

Stop getting divorced then!

Fuck off

I’m giving up my private island in the Caribbean if this goes through. You cunt

I'm not furloughed dickwad. You don't furlough this.

Pedro Withe?

Maddie- “ Lockdown, pffft… amateurs”

“Might be”

I'm never showing her that.

Götterdämmerung Brutal!

I think the drip-feeding of information has been part of a plan to disrupt the process, while acknowledging that it will probably go through in the end, because of the terms of the owners and directors test. I have no doubt that elements which may or may not employ the hairy-handed one are having fun giving it to the KSA, and elements in the PL who know which side their bread is buttered are assisting. If only they checked out the much higher standard of bread available in the Cooking thread (and probably from the KSA) they may get a fucking shift on!

How do you even discover that being brushed by machete-wielding burglars is what gets you going? Is there a gateway kink that leads to it? Baffling

21st June Newcastle United v Sheff United The Arab derby ?

They’ll create a task force for masks. The Mask Force.

They’ve been scrutinising their contracts with their mates’ companies (that have “won” virus-related work)to make sure they get paid.

Easy on there, Typhoid Mary.

Yeah that's definitely an exciting prospect of the potential takeover. It seems obvious to me that the Reuben's are in on this in connection with their existing land owned in the city.

Aye he's just came into it in the forth episode that I watched last night. My lass was a bit taken aback by him as she only recognised him as 'that bloke from Mum'.

Like this?

Just cant believe there doesnt seem to be a regulated time limit for them to 'review' this. Bodies presiding over mergers/takeovers of any sort anywhere in the world have defined timelines for the various approval stages precisely for the reasons you've stated.

I'll pass on it, cheers.

Dom’s kid managed a 6 hour car ride from London to Durham so sitting through a single film shouldn’t be a problem

Aye. He should be bricking it come the inevitable inquest. Plenty of lay people knew Cheltenham etc was a disaster waiting to happen.

It’s funny how the PL have faffed on and dragged their feet over our ownership structure, yet it seems to me that we are going to potentially lose Matty Longstaff thanks to Watfords dodgy as fuck ownership structure. If Udinese have really offered Matty £30k a week that would make him their highest earning player, during a time of uncertainty. I’d say there’s a pretty good chance that due to Foreign based clubs being able to approach players before domestic sides when players deals are running out we will see Matty then loaned and/or transferred to Watford shortly after any move to Udinese, due to their ownership of both clubs. I understand they need time to look at things in detail, but it’s really becoming fucking farcical now. We are close to transfer windows opening, deals expiring etc so they’re hampering the new owners initial impacts and planning, as well as holding up Ashley’s dealings (while I don’t give a fuck about that they have a responsibility to be as fast as possible). They’ve had ample time by now, it’s irresponsible at this point imo. I understand people are leaning into the rumour they’re waiting for this report to be published, at the end of the day it’s only a guidance report and it’s not legally binding, they have a court ruling rejecting the link. There was also a lawyer on Twitter (I kna) who was saying although it seems clear in the report it’s a hard legal argument to join the BeoutQ - Arabsat - Saudi Royalty - PiF chain, which is what would be required to reject for this.

Aye, but we’ve got Blue Passports, so, fuck you.

I’m not just saying this to justify it because I largely agree with PL but one of the reasons I would love to see it happen is the proposed investment in the city as a whole. It might be dirty money but what money isn’t? And given the cunts we have governing us and the world we’re in, seeing as they’re going to spend that money somewhere, it might as well be in Newcastle.

They don't like statue's as well.

So, is this the week we can finally say Boris Johnson has got the hang of this Prime Minister lark

True

I’d rather he didn’t.

Seems a bit racist.

You haven't seen the houses down Tyne Dock and Jarra Marra. 12 poles to a bedroom nicking all the ship building jobs Marra.